ThatRandomGuy!

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@jessicaalba Why are you so beautiful ?

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#LifesBiggestMysteries
The smell of ones taint.

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come clean my private lair. make me generate skittles out of my ass, and twirl it with my beans.

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I want to be involved in an interracial gang bang. where black white and hispanic firemen try to put out the fires in my love holes

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mmm just got done with the firemans lovehole.

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@Aussy15Derrik Im what you see when you sleep, meaning fat cock, im a big fat cock, hispanic licking fireman loving burrito lover

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smack me around senseless till all
those 2 month old chalupa burritos come squeezing out my love hole. #mamascominhome

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Everytime this hispanic looks at me sends firey crystal orge senses to my muscless all over me #curious #unleashThefury

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give me that hot burrito and watch me put it in my love holes baby

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watching transvestites eat burritos, uhhhh just amazing.

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Fuck me with a burrito dildo until I die

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#Mylatenightmassageshifts .. sneaking into my managers office and masturbating to his microwaved arabian noodles #mhmm

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@PaulaDeenVagina heating up two iron butter knives and slicin the outer edges of your clit, give you an orge of roasted puss drizzling out

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"OH SHIT ITS EVERYWHERE" is what they scream as I spray my man waterfall

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just did a mcflurry cinnamon twist, where you stick ur pinky finger in the snow and slowly apply into your bunghole letting it freeze

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if Tim Tebow does that kneel down to god and bends over one more time, imma stick my love stick up his batcave and twirl it.

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Uuughhhhh I cant stop looking at pictures of all these hot fat juicy firemen wrapping burritos on their cocks, its make me sooo hungrryyy

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@boner_bandit how bout you come join in on the vagaroni my mother is cooking ?

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mamas cookin vagaroni tonight #YOLO

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when i order a beefy 5 layer burrito from tacoballs i always add a 6th layer just for the pleasure of it #getinmybelly