Cole

Writer / Comedian / Whatever

New profile.

Formerly at @uproxx Sometimes on TV but mostly not.

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I probably did an uncredited punch up on that thing you like.

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@NonFlyingIceman @FallonTonight Big if true.

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@killercrumpet0 @hiunchituwa When my sister came out to my mom threw a fit, crying, the whole nine yards.

When she came out to my dad he was just like, “oh… got it. Do I need to do anything? Cool.”

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@amazingmap Kind of nailed the west coast. Everything else…

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@BradyYourTutor_ Little guy was way too quick with Thailand. We all know why he goes there.

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@baseballisdead_ Are you referring to the Alex Avila rule?

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@HawkEmDownChris Bill Joyce. I am immortal.

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@domscarjo She’s not going to see this, weirdo.

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@HeLLaTaLL510 *Garlic intensifies*

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@hankschulman Song slaps though

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@AndyKHLiu Giants legend Drew Gilbert.

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@RyanPat7726 @feraljokes Dammit this set up didn’t have a punchline. I assumed someone would reply “he didn’t die of an overdose” and I’d say “actually he was very high right before died” Swing and a miss from me.

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@RyanPat7726 @feraljokes From a drug overdose?

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@CollinRugg How can we dance when our Earth is turning?
How do we sleep when our dogs are burning?

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@JShooke Counterpoint:

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@sanyatimar Yeah when I think of no heavy traffic and great highway management I think of I-35 in Austin, Texas.

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@MonkeyBlood @shOoObz As a general rule: Guilty people need a lawyer. Innocent people REALLY need a lawyer.

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@Alecforman @BBGreatMoments Do pictures really fear Griffey more than Trout? Because of his moves on the base pads?

Trout has more stolen bases in a thousand less games than Griffey.

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@johnnymaga I don’t think he’d ever make it to the major leagues, but you know he has a lot of experience in the minors.

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@CarrotFollower