Ruby

[Ruby @ThatRubyCat]

I'm quite insulted to be told mah belly hangs down like an old lady's tuckshop arm. I am an old lady.

[Ruby @ThatRubyCat]

I just swatted, killed and ate a fly. No-one is more surprised than me.

[Ruby @ThatRubyCat]

Decided to try the smoke detector's trick and make a lot of noise when my energy levels are running low. They'll do anything to shut me up.

[Ruby @ThatRubyCat]

It's enough to bring on one of my asthma attacks and the hoomans haven't bought my new puffer yet. That'll learn em when I start coughing.

[Ruby @ThatRubyCat]

I'm so scared of the noises! Vacuums and thunder are the worst, but today the tall one brought out a thing that puts holes in the wall.

[Ruby @ThatRubyCat]

Mmmmm tiles are cool on my belly.

[Ruby @ThatRubyCat]

I've tried laser beam eyes to get him to pat me. That didn't work so now the desperate clawing and bleating begins.