Sarah Klem

Not the bigger person.
Also, not not Dr. Sarah.
she/her

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

Sometimes being right is all a bitch's got to hold on to.

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

Do I feel like trash today after that Eagles' loss. Of course. Did this make me feel oodles better. Absolutely.

[Tiffany Paige @TChocolatePage]

The Internet is undefeated

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

They way I am like, I have been crazy for a guy but … wait, no. This sh*t is crazy and I have never been this.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

The way I am sitting here completely speechless 😮

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

Yup. Super glad I’m not watching.

[Les Bowen @LesBowen]

In a CONVERTIBLE?! You don’t say, Cris. BTW how is the game going?

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

It is officially the end of days — Joe Buck just said something nice about the Eagles.
Get right with your god.

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

Wait! I like this one better.

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

CEO of Mattel watching Ben Shapiro buy a bunch of Barbie dolls just so he can set them on fire.

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

@newsethwilliams Dr. Hozak at Rothman did my hip a few years back. He is the best.

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

Do I know anyone who does the NYTimes mini crossword? I wanna brag that I finished it in under 2 minutes this morning but I don’t even know if that is good.

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

How is Threads not trending? Also, you can find me there now. I'm also "on" Spoutible, but yeah, look for me on Threads. Same name. Same bio.

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

The son of my great uncle’s (who died 33 years before I was born) best friend found me and text me to see if my family had any photos he could use to surprise his dad.
So, if they tell you they didn’t have a way to reach you, they are lying.

[Knotta, ESQ. @Knotta]

“I just can’t bring myself to vote for Hillary” - someone with no rights by 2025.

[DCPetterson.bsky.social @dcpetterson]

The album of the century.

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

Oh my god I just threw up in my mouth.

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

Pete is the perfect example of why you should always marry the dork.

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

I want that omelette #TheBear

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

At some point, wouldn’t you call the fridge guy yourself?

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

You know that scene in Steal Magnolias where Ouiser talks about how she never reads because if the book is any good, they will turn it into a movie? That is how I feel about podcasts. If they are really good, HBO will turn it into a show or Netflix a documentary.

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

Today, Twitter told me I was a spam account. It seems as though I am not the only one.
Sorry for spamming you all with my likes and drunk comments about TV shows.

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

Possibly? Who is more insane than us?

[Bradford Pearson @BradfordPearson]

possibly the most insane city on earth

[Sarah Klem @ThatSarahKlem]

I need these in my life. And by life I mean pantry.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

found these absolutely delicious fuckers at the store today