Shane Pettry

I can disappear, when it suits me.

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@ds_lily_ Lmao the irony of the comments

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[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@katie_elbel @TheJamie @lukethelib @POTUS You do understand even if every American was given assault weapons and told to fight the United States army, we still don't have tanks, helicopters, or a fighter planes. We simply are outmatched by our own army. We eat too much KFC to pose an actual threat and drink too much beer

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

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@elonmusk Bro Elon, if I spent what you did on anything I'd run it however the hell I wanted. You bought it, you be the head of it

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

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[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

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[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@Raios_Rogue_ @duplakappa @finalfantasyvii Ya know, the more people have access to a game, the more it sells, and if it sells well we might get funding for more FF games. Put it on everything, ipads, Samsung refrigerator, IDC sell well let's all play and enjoy the story

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@POTUS If I were to donate what I've paid in taxes to a park, my name would be a plaque somewhere. I want an itemized receipt for everything my taxes pay for. I have to show everything I spend to the IRS.
#showmemytaxes

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@prag0matic @RepMTG It is

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@d_Ellisphotos @RepMTG Parody! It's scary that there was any doubt

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@BeastofBray @RepMTG I was just offering an extreme/sarcastic idea. I'm saddened that people ever doubted the authenticity of my comments

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@gtconway3d Finally a president not afraid to call 'em as he sees 'em. Arm children in schools teach gun safety, fund guns for each student and remove the bloat! More free government money Supreme Leader Trump!

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@POTUS Kids need better training,l gun safety and target practice classes in schools. Each child should be equipped with a weapon to defend themselves

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@JoeBiden We're a capitalist nation, allow the business men to charge what they want for meds. It's called supply and demand. Demand to keep people alive, they have to pay.

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@NYC168R @ZuckTyler @JoeBiden Thanks for paying off my loans! Next time I'd like a money order to buy more pokemon cards!

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@MsLibertyLane @mattpickell @Reuters Legit laughed out loud

[Shane Pettry @ThatShaneP]

@JoeBiden Everyone should be given an assault weapon free of charge after graduating highschool and we should include target practice and gun safety in schools.