David Parsons

Voted most likely to win the lotto and lose the ticket by my peers

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

MAJOR BREAKING: #ManCity have been found guilty on all but one of the 115 charges, according to sources briefed on the matter who spoke anonymously to @TheAthleticFC as they were not authorised to do so publicly.

[via @David_Ornstein]

[David Parsons @ThatSmallLad]

@BoyleSports I contacted support and haven't heard back, your stores are not paying out on singles for this and am I looking for an explanation why

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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[David Parsons @ThatSmallLad]

@CianSmith_ @90sWWE Toooooo sweet 🤘🤘

[David Parsons @ThatSmallLad]

@CianSmith_ @NeilDocking By gawd almighty!

[City Content @citehchants]

Alternative Commentary # 49

Manchester City 3-2 Aston Villa

Premier League Champions.

Enjoy.

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

We Didn’t Start the Fire but it’s 2021

[Jack Grealish @JackGrealish]

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

[Séan O'Neil @s_oneil88]

I want to tell you about a housing scandal that is currently affecting thousands of families in my home town in Donegal and seems to be getting largely ignored by Irish national media and the Irish Gov. Thousands of homes that are literally falling to bits due to faulty bricks

[Rory Hearne @RoryHearneGaffs]

Utterly heart breaking:
"I'm 45.. in a rented flat for over 10 yrs & landlord wanted to inc rent from 1100 to 1600..really struggling..explained to him the limit for rent was 4% p.a. His said "I dont give a f*** I'll sell if you don't pay it."
#Endhousingcrisis #HomeAHumanRight

[David Parsons @ThatSmallLad]

@mrdanwalker @jcoconn he's not wrong

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

A Premier League legend 👑

[Paul Treyvaud @PaulTreyvaud]

Right. I’m going to address the elephant in the room that everyone is afraid to address. This lockdown approach is now affecting more people in this country than the pandemic itself and something needs to be down.

Our government has both lied to us and failed us & here’s why

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Big fan of Matt’s running route 😂

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

Everyone do me a favour and make a mental note of both of these tweets.

[Colm O'Regan @colmoregan]

If they vaccinate the elderly first and open the pubs just for them so they can go and get gently hammered in warm comfortable pubs with the news on the telly and no one talking shite about house prices or taking photos of them 'being adorable', I would have no problem with that.

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

FF/FG/The Greens have done something evil tonight. They did it most likely to protect evil people who can still be held accountable. There’s no logical, or compassionate reason to do this