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Nerd. He/him

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@postoctobrist I've never been happier that my Dreamcast still works

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@keewa Actual looney tunes shit

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@Miss_Ooky Now get them the long flat noodles. Ferrettuccine.

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@daisyelfling Outstanding news!

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@daisyelfling Yesssss, embrace the curls and join the cool kids

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@judeinlondon Oh god they think their lives were a 90s rom-com try-on montage?

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@keewa If you have to let them win then they didn't fucking win did they

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@party_animals How are people supposed to use the plagiarism machine to enter this if you disqualify people for plagiarism? Not thought this one through at all have you

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@daisyelfling

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@daisyelfling If only they'd actually learn something from it

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Imagine having been in a Star Trek series and that NOT being the worst fandom you have to deal with, jesus wept

[Variety @Variety]

'The Pitt' Star Isa Briones Calls Out Fans For Screaming at Her During Broadway Show: 'F---ing Disrespectful' https://t.co/4aJ5w5zgnI

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@daisyelfling Imagine the relief when they tell you that you're fine though

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@daisyelfling More of this sort of thing

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@keewa Jesus christ are we still doing the bottle cap discourse? Normal people figured them out literally the first time they encountered one and then just got on with their day, anyone still complaining should be burned for fuel

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Slamming that button one (1) time and joining the circus as the human tripod

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

You have a button you can press.

Each time you press it you get 1 inch added to your penis but you also lose 1 inch of height.

how many times are you pressing it?

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@judeinlondon Either way it's fucked, they do not need to be crowdfunding

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@daisyelfling Actually yeah, I found out last week that I haven't inherited the gene that would cause me to develop neuroferritinopathy so I get to grow old normally and live like 20 years longer than I thought I would

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@CNN "Glorified car moves faster than human being"

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@daisyelfling You're going to be absolutely fine but just in case you should totally send photos

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@Miss_Ooky This is the single greatest piece of art I have ever had the good fortune to behold