SurreyGirl

Based on real life experiences.

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

@ThatSurreyGirl Turn some of these guys down, God damn.

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

I know in 2014 saying "Turn Down For What?!" was cool, but you didn't have to say yes to every guy that approached you..

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

She was awarded the Ballon d'whore for having the most relationship goals, while giving the most ASS-its to random guys at the club. #TSG

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

I need to get some shit off my chest.. New Year, New Tweets, Same Hoes. #TSG2015 #YearOfTheHoe #HideYoWife #HideYoKids #HideYoHoes

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

#BellLetsTalk

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

Every guy has that one girl he thinks about when he reads my tweets, I wonder if those girls know who they are. #CuriousSurreyGirl

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

Takes picture with some girls. Captions "my favs" every time. #EveryonesHerFav #ThatSurreyGirl

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

Pretending to laugh every time someone ask you if you're participating in #Movember

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

It's called Victoria SECRET for a reason we're not supposed to see it. #ThatSurreyGirl

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

Can you even call that a Halloween 'costume' you hoes aren't wearing anything.

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

If you hoes aren't going to grow up do Surrey a favor and move to Never Never land. Or Abbotsford.

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

The breath coming out of your mouth when you say the word "ratchet" is more ratchet than the shit you're calling ratchet. #ThatSurreyGirl

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

Add pin. 8A5icB1tch #BBM

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

"BBM" - Making easier for Surrey Girls everywhere to get the "D"

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

Ironically all that eyeshadow really highlights your shady personality & you should save some of that coverup for your bitch personality.

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

Don't dress up like a slut on Halloween and call it a 'costume' just call it a Thursday. #SameIshDifferentDay #ThatSurreyGirl

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me three times, I'm probably a Surrey girl!

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

How many times do I have to subtweet her before it magically solves our problems. #SurreyGirlLogic

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

The same girls hating on Miley Cyrus have licked worse than hammers. #SitDown your vagina looks like it was hit with a wrecking ball.

[SurreyGirl @ThatSurreyGirl]

Pouring Tim Hortons coffee into a Starbucks cup so you can Instagram it. #ThatSurreyGirl