What’s wrong with this country is that we get furious at asylum seekers claiming £39.63 a week and vote for Tories who think it’s ok to take £330,000 from public funds to fill the potholes on their drive.
I’m very happy to announce that my new EP “The Best Days Of Your Life Are Over” is out next Friday! Check out the first single “Head Above Water” available to stream everywhere now: https://t.co/tPPNMBQfC9
Now I have recovered from my 5 day hangover from @TurbulencePlym I would like to publicly thank @theHaggardCat for allowing me to tell them how much I love them for a solid 20 minutes in the middle of a weatherspoons
David Attenborough : the Mother and cubs are safe
Me : Don’t say it
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David Attenborough: for now.