Roman Torchwick

Roman is the name. Being devilishly handsome and generally awesome is the game.

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

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[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

When Twitter knows you're a narcissist.

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

@ShadowOf_RWBY Roman had been sitting alone since Neo had left, bored out of his skull. He missed Blake. Not that he would say it out loud. The door opened and Roman sat up, reaching for his cane.

"Where have you been?" He asked when he saw Neo there. She didnt reply, jutting a thumb over her-

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

Perfection https://t.co/yhufz5tokS

[Neo (Dm Dares.) @Neopalitan21]

Neo smirked teasingly.

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

@IceColdMilitant 😘

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

"yes and"? Im sure I have no idea what that means. https://t.co/Jc3sdMLZua

[Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ Sᴄʜɴᴇᴇ | Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ❄️ @IceColdMilitant]

God, you're making "yes and" very hard. https://t.co/eajPtqxANo

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

"throw me up? Excuse you, Mrs. Cinder Fall." He said with a smirk, "I shot my way out of that disgusting monstrosity." https://t.co/t0OYSG8WLW

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

This face? Gross? Never. You know what was gross? That pimply back of yours. https://t.co/eLf0dWPfvb

[Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ Sᴄʜɴᴇᴇ | Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ❄️ @IceColdMilitant]

Gross. https://t.co/U2GSDs0vF2

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

Enh

The point still is

Not worth an incredible amount of effort https://t.co/A6qb998sWB

[Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ Sᴄʜɴᴇᴇ | Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ❄️ @IceColdMilitant]

I never said anything about myself. https://t.co/3sBPf09cNl

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

"well, well, well, look who finally decided to show up." https://t.co/qGDp3bIe45

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

I'm a feminist

I treat everyone terribly*.

*=Equally

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

I disagree. You keep insisting you're a queen. It has every correlation https://t.co/cuDJD4Bmmn

[Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ Sᴄʜɴᴇᴇ | Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ❄️ @IceColdMilitant]

That had no correlation to what I just said. https://t.co/3YptSnQCoV

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

You think incredibly highly of yourself https://t.co/m7ceMezDST

[Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ Sᴄʜɴᴇᴇ | Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ❄️ @IceColdMilitant]

I'm sure she's also a queen. All women are. https://t.co/vYiWZjpiq8

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

All women want to think they're queens. Ive met plenty believe they are. Only one really is. Her name is Neo. https://t.co/6dSpGROgdc

[Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ Sᴄʜɴᴇᴇ | Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ❄️ @IceColdMilitant]

Sure, but that's the thing about a fact. No matter how much you debate it, it's still true. https://t.co/TCclWjsF2F

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

That is debatable, Winter. https://t.co/W8s9Qm90bY

[Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ Sᴄʜɴᴇᴇ | Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ❄️ @IceColdMilitant]

All women are queens, Roman. https://t.co/6aa5coPiov

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

Some girls just just aren't worth the effort. https://t.co/d6qmKATl3F

[Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ Sᴄʜɴᴇᴇ | Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ❄️ @IceColdMilitant]

So then why repeat your mistakes? https://t.co/MAt1G4U7v1

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

Trust me, I already knew that. https://t.co/7F43s0qOYD

[Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ Sᴄʜɴᴇᴇ | Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ❄️ @IceColdMilitant]

And now you know what not to do when you're trying to pleasure a woman. https://t.co/BS8mt0OGQB

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

And now I know that the Schnees are just as stiff in bed as they are in their business transactions. https://t.co/f43wiJc7qv

[Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ Sᴄʜɴᴇᴇ | Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ❄️ @IceColdMilitant]

As if I care about what you think. At least I know now not to go clambering into the bottom of the barrel. https://t.co/t0mlRIlLsS

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

All depends on the gal, Ms.Schnee. You just... Don't really strike me as a 'classy' girl. https://t.co/Wz3sZV6EHS

[Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ Sᴄʜɴᴇᴇ | Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ❄️ @IceColdMilitant]

Disgusting. Even for a selfish bastard, I expected more class. https://t.co/IG2XrXEssF

[Roman Torchwick @ThatTorchyGuy]

Can't say it's altogether important, no. https://t.co/kK0e9Hhiyu

[Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ Sᴄʜɴᴇᴇ | Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ❄️ @IceColdMilitant]

Don't believe in making sure your partner is satisfied either, do you? https://t.co/rS2b2N4gXR