The Wee Man

The Incomer
In cinemas now.
Links/Cameo 👇

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

The Wee Man: Mr & Mrs, a play written by Rab C Nesbitt creator Ian Pattison is on at @StandComedyClub 2 for the last week of the Edinburgh Fringe.
Tix in Linktree.

[BBC Scotland @BBCScotland]

High level bam talk!

Squire and McGill's investigative powers are put to the test!

Watch more from Scot Squad on BBC iPlayer 👉 https://t.co/UXNH9dAwZw

#ScotSquad #BamWhisperer #Bams #BBCScottishComedy #ComedyVideo #Comedy

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

The Incomer in UK cinemas now and in US cinemas on September 25th.

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

I’m in a film called The Incomer which is in UK cinemas now. It stars Domnhall Gleeson, John Hannah, Michelle Gomez and won a major award at the Sundance Film Festival. Here’s a shot of me from the trailer, which you can watch here.

https://t.co/O0tvLV4ZtM

[Universal Pictures UK @universaluk]

Allow no incomers.

Starring Domhnall Gleeson, Gayle Rankin, Grant O’Rourke, Michelle Gomez, John Hannah, and written and directed by Louis Paxton, the award-winning THE INCOMER is in cinemas September 4.

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

@Greyingbeard79 @celticxwrestlin Forget that Prime pish. Need some giant inflatable Buckfast bottles for @InsaneChampWres shows.

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

The Wee Man: Mr & Mrs, a play written by Rab C Nesbitt creator Ian Pattison at @StandGlasgow Wee Room for the 2026 @GlasgowComedy Festival.

https://t.co/8ZE1k9qyJN

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

Tons of people are convinced that Jim Carrey has been replaced by a clone, rather than accept the crazy idea that a 64 yr old actor got a bit of Botox, in case you’re wondering why humans are still firing missiles at each other while AI prepares to easily replace civilisation.

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

The BAFTA situation is fascinating. I think all it proves is that you can still yell anything in a Scottish accent and English editors will assume it was just a noise made by a loose floorboard.

[BBC Scotland @BBCScotland]

Katy Perry’s launch in space doesn’t go quite to plan.

Watch Queen of the New Year on @BBCiPlayer now.
https://t.co/3agxscZyII

#QueenoftheNewYear

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

Wrote for Queen of the New Year on the Hogmanay telly. On iPlayer here.

https://t.co/4i6kD5eKdA

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

Wrote for Breaking The Year 2025. It’s on iPlayer here.

https://t.co/H4Jti1Z3Kj

[Chris Forbes @Chris__Forbes]

🚨 New episode of the Stop Watering Dead Flowers podcast drops tomorrow at 7am! This week we were thrilled to be joined by cultural icon @ThatWeeMan aka Neil Bratchpiece who shared some of his own heartfelt and hilarious dead flowers on the show. Check it out!

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

@RossMcCaff Fair play Ross. You caught me at a bad (or rather, nice) time and I thought I could turn a negative into positive. I now realise I was doing the opposite and tbh I’d made a conscious decision to lean into the “cringe” so you were accurate. You seem nice and aren’t even that big.

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

@RossMcCaff I agree with that.

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

@RossMcCaff To be fair you are a crowd-sized man.

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

@RossMcCaff Neither. If you hate it here though maybe you should just leave. This app is also an afterthought to me now as it’s slid sharply into fascism and folk who stay on it just so they can comment negatively on people doing things for the enjoyment of others who are still able to enjoy

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

@RossMcCaff I hope you find contentment Ross. Your timeline is a cavalcade of bitterness. Failing that I hope you at least find a better fitting waistcoat.

As you are a fat cunt mate.

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

@ketaminedrams @RossMcCaff ni cheapaim

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

@wanderer1982 @RossMcCaff I loved that tune Clark. Fingered yer maw to it in Motherwell Majestic.

[The Wee Man @ThatWeeMan]

@RossMcCaff Then fuck off you fat cunt.