Michaela

I don’t have an attitude... I am a master of Sass 💁🏻‍♀️ •|||||||•

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

3-5 minutes is the difference in literal life or death, and in other cases major brain dysfunction. 3-5 minutes can kill. 911 is trained to HELP in those 3-5 minutes but only if YOU physically do something.

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

Little PSA

If you have enough kindness in your heart to call 911 because you think someone is hurt/dying/dead
Find the kindness in your heart to actually listen to 911 and DO something
It takes an average of 3-5 minutes to get help on scene, longer sometimes. Do what 911 says

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

Wtf is the point of a vets office if the ones you’re “established” with won’t take your pets when you need them and every other office won’t take you because you’re not established?

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

Dear @federalreserve
The only people buying fucking houses right now are businesses. Why don’t you raise BUSINESS LOAN interest rates so the rest of us who spent the last 12 years of our lives busting our asses to get a home can actually buy our first home.

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

If you’ve thought about buying a house soon here’s my advice-
-Get anxiety/depression meds
-Walk away from houses you love you’ll never get it
-Don’t even bother until you have 20k+ in the bank

Just don’t fucking do it. We’ve lost 16 houses in 7 days…

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

Life is really testing my philosophy of “if it’s meant to happen it will” and I’m getting real burnt out on saying “I guess it just wasn’t meant for us right now”

Just once right now I need something to go right that I’ve busted my ass for

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

If you don’t even know me, don’t talk to me, or don’t associate with me- don’t drop my name. Especially not to my husband 😂 hell don’t drop my name anywhere damn

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

First 4th of July weekend off in 6 years and I’m home alone for the 5th weekend in a row 🥲

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

Help a broke bitch out and I’ll help you back 😂💀

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
https://t.co/N32bo5rB7G

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

Lmfao so back to “everyone hates Mic” again. That’s cool, don’t come back this time I’m tired of being walked all over to maintain friendships.

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

It’s no longer how many days til
#JeepBeach2023

We’re leaving Delaware in 62 hours 👀

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

Anyone else interested in going to Tortuga Music fest in April?

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

@JeffreeStar Babes are you ok?! What’s with the piece on the counter???

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

@Converse damn that’s some fast shipping… 🙃

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

Growth is realizing the patterns in your mental and emotional health (or lack of), and not giving into those habits/temptations.

Breaking the cycle is the hardest thing in the world

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

@ATVIAssist @Activision @CallofDuty
Ps4 was brand new 11 months ago now constantly crashing because your programmers don’t know how to fix bugs. Why release a game that’s literally destroying peoples game consoles? Every update and this is never fixed. When is it safe to play

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

Fuck you. Day before my wedding… fuck you.

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

What’s it like being engaged to a police officer?

We get 1 day after our wedding before he’s back to work with no days off together for the first 8 days of marriage.
Fuck #DelawareNREC

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

@JellyRoll615 it wouldn’t let me add more but your show on the 11th was amazing!

[Michaela @That_Bowsergirl]

They really gave Brett Gelman (Murray) a REAL FLAMETHROWER and didn’t let him pull the trigger on it 💀💀💀💀

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

MURRAY BAUMAN BRINGING THE 🔥🔥🔥