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I just be sayin shit sometimes

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Kitty fishin’

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Silhouette challenge for Karmas Kairo on tha gram

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Radioactive shrimp from Walmart? How Convenient.

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I call her Muad’dib by the way she rides my Shai-Hulud

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@pentpuppy @the_red_wicker Get off twitter and go hit the oil rig bro

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She cream me till I tomat-o

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What would a Dorito taste like with no dust

[blu @That_Dude_Blu]

Punxsutawney Phil is my favorite clairvoyant being. He will bring about the destruction of Big Weather. It has been foretold.

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@Courage_Lynn gO BiRdS

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She Cuban on my missile till I cry, sis

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If Ohio state wins I’m blowing my brains out the back of my head

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@Yamatsumi3 FUCK HASHBROWNS BRO I HATE HASHBROWNS NUKE ALL HASHBROWNS

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I will maintain that the only good American breakfast is Eggs Bacon and toast. Fuck all this muffin and pancake shit dude

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#fuckinguhoh

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@Simino_ Is this your photographer

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I wasn’t going to drink tonight but I need to pour one out for Jimmy Carter 🕊️

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@FoxxUwU_ https://t.co/SAeUv0IJpC

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Today I will be chain-smoking cigarettes and day drinking in a public park

[HELLDIVERS™ 2 @helldivers2]

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She Bodega on my Bacon, Egg, and cheese till I Schmear