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Extroverted introvert

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me as soon as someone think they know me

[🧚🏾‍♀️ @Thee_Cherri]

Parents asking for grandchildren is hilarious because are you saying I should buss it open without precaution motho wa Modimo. Like motsadi do you know what you’re saying I should go do

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

PLEASE before you offend people, prepare your mind for their choice of retaliation. You’re not the only one who’s crazy.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

i saw a girl on tiktok who said "accountability is so important to me. nobody's perfect, but don't try to flip the script and make my reaction the issue when your actions lit the match" i felt this to the core.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Take it personal. Patterns don't lie

[flex @lowkflex]

Imma always repost these cause I know someone that was in some shit n she got away cause of a video like this she saw on Twitter

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

So apparently if you can fall asleep after drinking coffee/energy drinks it means you have ADHD??

[meghan @deloisivete]

What's 9 months before mid-May? trying to figure out why my kids have been invited to 4 birthday parties on the same day

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

He’s basically telling his members the truth but somehow they still won’t understand

[•FirstLady• @thatfirstlady]

Kiss as much as you want because there is no kissing in marriage.

[Zikhona Valela @valavoosh]

Meanwhile the details of those few days are far more scandalous, if they really wanted to smear her. But then if you tell the truth about the not so flattering parts, you would have to tell the truth about everything and that is what they wish to avoid because it means you'd have to exonerate her of a lot of things for which she's been crucified.

[miss honey 🍯 @foyinog]

i actually do really want a boyfriend but the thought of finding one is actually really exhausting so like nvm

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Anytime you think about a man this week you need to do 25 crunches or read 25 pages hoe STAY VIGILANT

[Mak @mak_aura]

The bear necessities

[Tonka Jahari @aseisheated]

.@USPS really stole my package 💔💔💔 it was scanned on its way to South Africa on the 7th of Feb and there was no tracking anymore. The airport SAPO does not have it, there’s no tracking! Please RT when you see this tweet for awareness. Don’t send your packages with them!

[TVP @Theveripost]

@soigomaa They Were Told the Glow Was Harmless. Their Bones Knew Otherwise.
https://t.co/FuYXsZjVlC

[Tshego💓 @Tshego_gyel]

"Wareng fela"

Ke tlareng? Coz hankare omphe chelete otlo hana😭😭😭✋🏻

[Lady_L_ @Lee_Raa_Tuu]

Yoh I struggled to open this bottle of mayonnaise today 😭

Wiped my hands. Used a vadoek. Tried again. Still dololo. At some point I even thought, "Man, I wish I had a husband to open this for me.” 😫

Just as I was about to give up, I remembered 🤔.
THERMODYNAMICS‼️

Matter expands when heated so I boiled some water, dipped the lid and voilà😌‼️

Moral of the story:
It’s important to study science as a woman just in case you don’t get married and need some kitchen science rescuing because
sometimes it’s not a husband you need, but a basic understanding of chemistry and physics. 😌😂