Maddie Martorano

[sally darr @sallydarr]

the CDC said you can stop wearing your sorority shirt at 25 years old

[allie_rab @allierabbb]

If you see me happy, just know that I work hard to make myself happy & to create a good life for myself 🦋✨

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Simba and Cooper. They’re finally fully vaccinated. Hugging for the first time in over a year. Both 14/10 heartwarming as h*ck

[kim possible facts @kimpossiblefact]

legit thought queen elizabeth had been single this whole time and that prince philip was like her wacky cousin or something

[Tobes @NeverTobes]

Here’s the scene from a local post office in Minnesota today

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I have a disease called it’s nice out so I’m drinking

[elise @eliseannelee]

No stimulus check, no vaccine, just out here raw dogging the pandemic

[Aurora @Aurora_SpcX]

me muted on Zoom, but still doing the most with my expressions to show that I’m listening

[a @ksjincore]

SHE’S WEARING THE ROMEO’S SHIRT. SHE NO LONGER NEEDS A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR, SHE’S HER OWN KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Mindy Kaling shows you what a mic drop looks like

[James @ScriptsByJames]

Not the CDC that’s for sure

[Danya @dxxnya]

“we gotta go the uber is here”

[Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock @SenatorWarnock]

The last time I was here in 2017, Capitol police were escorting me to central booking for leading a non-violent protest of an immoral budget.

This time they just had to show me to my office.

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Sunny was originally pitched as a 36 season arc. So happy to be halfway done.

[Joanna 🌈 @joanna_louise0]

Just held a persons hand as they died alone, without their family or loved ones by their side. Glad you enjoyed your meal.

[Mike Marquis @MikeMarquis12]

after two years and long thought in the shower tonight. I decided the ending to Game of Thrones was actually really good