That Guy

That guy in your life who always stands out amongst the group.

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

Girlfriends be like I'm breaking up with you
Guys be like good. I'm mad at you
Girl be like.
Oh no. I need you back. I live you!
#wtf

[dylan thiemann @ThiemannDylan]

I like, need a hug
Or a beer
Or two
Or three
Or a case
Or a bottle of jag.
Topped of with a high five.
And maybe a cherry.
#YeahSon

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

@That_Guy_That: #ThatGuy who is caught at work treating his penis like a hand puppet in his cubical. #wtfman

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

May the force be with you

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

A good morning shit really lightens up my day. It just feels good having a load off.
#TrueStory

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

I'm sorry. I was so high I thought you where a talking dragon.

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

Friends help friends fuck their roommates

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

Vodka and OJ to take my cold away!

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

That castel guy.
Ya I like his shit!

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

If at first you don't succeed. Try a different quarterback.
#Vikings

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

#DTD ?
Down To Drink?

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

Everyday I ask myself "Why?"
And every day I have the same answer.
I'm awesome!

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

Normal people are getting up for work

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

@Branbonn
#MattBrandonStyle

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

I wish I could wake up and start my day off with a nap.

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

I'm not two timing...
I am one timing two girls at the same time...
#duh

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

One classy fuck!
👉😜👈

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

Well. The bright side of losing is maybe we will get a new coach and QB.

[That Guy @That_Guy_That]

Don't fuck me again for the 3rd week in a row #Vikings