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I called my oldest son a “maniac” on Facebook one time and got hate mail over it.

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When I became a parent, no one warned me how much of my furniture would eventually smell like feet.

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@Dunny0 Oh they make everything for pokemon. We've got the binders and sleeves and all the related products.

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My friend's husband texted this to her during our PTO meeting and I can't stop laughing. The mystery of the missing tooth.

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I subbed for a class of 1st graders today, and I told a kid that I liked her stuffed animal and said "what is it, a monster man?" To which she said "A MAN? No. This is NOT a MAN. This is Mommy Long Legs." The kids are alright.

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SUP witches

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@keeksofeastwick

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We had to do active shooter training as part of my class to be a sub 🙃
I did cry but the only thing that stopped me from sobbing was the presenter saying "sacrificial lamp" instead of lamb.

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It is so funny to me that I have these book club friends who I adore and know the most intimate details of their sex life, pregnancies, child birth, etc., yet I couldn't tell you the names of their children.

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@defnotadino

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@Outside_Tribe Water you set out in the full moon while you manifest your intentions... many people drink theirs.

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My friend: *complains about her job, her family, her town* ... "anyway, I don't want to be negative, I already drank my moon water."

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Guy is getting dragged and I smell a dirty delete coming

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@UzamakiJ I loooooove star crunch and I think I would also have to hold back a perfect score if it didn't taste like it 😢

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I was on Canva looking at birthday cards and came across this gem.

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@keeksofeastwick My favorite fluff. We grieve with you. 💔

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@defnotadino Agree. We switched to clover last year and haven't mowed our front yard this year at all. We've never watered a yard. I can't believe people have the time, money, or desire 🤷‍♀️

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Yesterday, a man asked me if I was old enough to vacation without my parents (I'm nearly 40). I do NOT look like a teenager but this has happened several times. My husband's theory is that my Adam Sandler apparel is so far from the norm that people can't see other clues 🤣

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@thatsnotmustard 3 and I'm from the midwest, but I would say everyone else in my family uses 4.

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Noticed one of these cuties was walking funny and realized he was trapped in fishing line. My friend held him while I got it off. We then had a grateful duck friend who kept following us. Kids named him Jim Funman.