I subbed for a class of 1st graders today, and I told a kid that I liked her stuffed animal and said "what is it, a monster man?" To which she said "A MAN? No. This is NOT a MAN. This is Mommy Long Legs." The kids are alright.
We had to do active shooter training as part of my class to be a sub 🙃
I did cry but the only thing that stopped me from sobbing was the presenter saying "sacrificial lamp" instead of lamb.
It is so funny to me that I have these book club friends who I adore and know the most intimate details of their sex life, pregnancies, child birth, etc., yet I couldn't tell you the names of their children.
@defnotadino Agree. We switched to clover last year and haven't mowed our front yard this year at all. We've never watered a yard. I can't believe people have the time, money, or desire 🤷♀️
Yesterday, a man asked me if I was old enough to vacation without my parents (I'm nearly 40). I do NOT look like a teenager but this has happened several times. My husband's theory is that my Adam Sandler apparel is so far from the norm that people can't see other clues 🤣
Noticed one of these cuties was walking funny and realized he was trapped in fishing line. My friend held him while I got it off. We then had a grateful duck friend who kept following us. Kids named him Jim Funman.