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stuck in limbo

[Michael Martin @MichaelOnSports]

This just can't possibly be how I learn that Jalen Brunson apparently has some secret super healing powers that would have kept JDub and Ajay Mitchell healthy for the entire postseason if he was on the Thunder.

[Soggy Oreo @TheSoggyOreo]

@AFpost I am judging them by the content of their character. Thanks MLK

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

The other day, I was in a burger joint, and Elon Musk was there, playing loud music on his bluetooth device.

When somebody asked to turn it down, he threw a tantrum and started threatening people, screaming "you don't know what I'll do!"

I was seriously wondering if I was going to have to shoot him.

But the day got better when I went home, because I could complain about him online to people who understood, and some SNAP recipients paid me a share of the ad views.

Then I invested some money in the rocket ships that the SNAP recipients built, and made thousands of dollars overnight.

It's a good thing we have SNAP recipients to prevent Elon Musk from ruining everything.

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

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[Lord Charizard @LordCharizard33]

It’s 9pm on the east coast and Marathon is struggling to get barely over 12k players while Destiny 2 is at 127k and ONCE AGAIN HAS A 110k PLAYER LEAD!

The player rebellion against Sony and Bungie is truly incredible to watch and as each day passes it becomes more clear how bad of a decision it was to focus on Marathon and to end production on the Destiny franchise.

This will go down as one of or if not THE greatest downfall for a studio in video game history. I don’t know how they recover from this.

#WeWantDestiny3

[Destiny 2 Team @Destiny2Team]

So, we've been seeing some interesting videos where Guardians are doing near infinite damage to bosses thanks in part to unintended Artifact perk stacking. Quite hilarious to watch, to be honest!

While we're planning a fix (next week likely), we think this is a bit fun. Go ahead. Get out there, beat up on Atheon. Destroy some bosses. Do your thing.

Just to note: we will be disabling Artifacts in Crucible/Gambit to protect Guardians from being on the receiving end of this.

We tried to come up with a name. The Artifactening? Sure. Why not. If you have a better suggestion... throw it our way.

All in all, it's Monument of Triumph. Do some crazy stuff. Send us your videos. Have some fun. Be Brave.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

Somebody has to be the richest person on the planet.

The fact that it’s the guy who popularized electric cars, made rockets reusable, and is working on curing blindness and paraplegia as a side quest seems fair to me.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Trump won we don’t have to do this anymore

[sam presti’s frames. @Jessicaoma_]

his legacy.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Elon Musk is a trillionaire. I am not a trillionaire. This strikes me as unfair. Nobody should be allowed to have more than me. The amount of money a person should be allowed to have is exactly the amount I currently have, and no more. I am smart. I really am. I’m serious.

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

SOURCES: Victor Wembanyama finishes 2nd in Fortnite after dominating for most of the match

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Jalen Brunson gives a toast to “f*ck Wemby” 😅

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Omg this might be Skips best work. He said "Victim Wembanyama, the alien has a lot of earthling tendencies" 😭😭😭😭

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Wemby is the new Patrick Beverley meme 😭

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Jalen Brunson’s toast at the Knicks team party last night:

“F**k Wemby.”

(h/t @SMHighlights1)

[JR @JRNYSports]

Victor Wembanyama should be embarrassed of the way he carried himself the last two weeks

[knick_g @KnickSpree27]

Knicks took the Spurs "lunch money" during the NBA Cup ($530,000 per player)... then big dog'd them in the NBA Finals (gentleman's sweep)...

All the while, Wemby's anticipated "introduction to America" has backfired completely. America hates him.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Can’t wait to talk about Wembanyama today in The Arena, 2:30-4:30 E: Crybaby. Sore loser. No clutch gene. No handshake. Most overprotected. Fake tough guy. Sent teammates after McCain, Brunson. Disappeared late in all 5 Finals games. Premature arrogance. Alien? Earthling.

[Vandal @BEEHIGHB]

THE ALLIEN NICKNAME CAN REST WIMPY IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE SILVER SURFER

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

The Knicks winning a world championship is cool & all but exposing the world to what an unlikable fraud this guy is might be the best part of this. NYC most hated ppl ever & somehow this guy was more hateable. There can’t be anyone left who likes this guy outside of spurs fans??