JH #9

it’s slop but it’s my slop. I said it with my chest. I’ll delete it too if convinced

[JH #9 @That_JordanKid]

If u look like JWOWW bang my line furiously

[pepper @CasaDupre]

When it’s Chase Infiniti

[sweet and tender hooligan @likesnoopyy]

u ever seen a mexican so mexican they look japanese

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m howling my ass off💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

[C @virgohives]

Remember that lady was selling that mysterious pink sauce and couldn’t explain what was in it or what it tasted like

[Andrew Quinn @hiAndrewQuinn]

speaking from personal experience it only takes going to do manual labor with your dad like 3 times before you realize white collar work of any sort is an infinitely blessed option to have in your back pocket

[TKay @Tobik_ed]

You’ve never been shouted at by you mom lol

[zay dante @zaydante]

I’d be so mad if I was him😭😭

[jawohs @jawohs]

CoD timing needs to be studied the way everyone universally gets fucked over the moment they look away

[lil uzi virtue signal @ClayHarted]

son this is frying me because he’s not trump-coded at all. dude saw a cowardly asshole character, and said how dare they mock my president

[LiquidZulu, most consistent mofo you know @liquid2ulu]

It is impossible to achieve any amount of aura if your eyes keep darting over to seek the approval of chat every half second.

[adi @perfectcelebrty]

the soldiers in the lower half of the trojan horse when it was time to raid troy

[robwalkschukwu. @RobWalks_]

Thank you for your clarity on how much you hate french toast.

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

unfortunately unwoke vocal stim

[sasuke’s attorney @narutmz]

he was so hilarious for this i’m sorry

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

We’re literally just beginning to understand the repercussions of the covid era on young minds

[emma @cranraspberry01]

age revealed to slightly younger coworker and her response was black don’t crack

[max @maxinethepoet]

Girl even Mindless Behaviour is better than the Beatles lol