Liam Holm

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

There comes a time in every mans life when he must chose to stand and fight for what is right or......ooooh wait master chef's on

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

There is a time in every mans life where he must decide, is it rectangle or oblong?

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

Check this short film out. Good film and hell of a guy #VMShortsVote just say hi

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

@thisweeklivetv isn't Matt Lucas one of the hosts of this show? You know he's wearing the blonde wig in the middle..

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@NerdcoreSamurai @WilliamShatner Classic! #GunShowWithShatner

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

Has there even been a Persian rug store that isn't having a closing down sale?

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction........what's the equal and opposite to a good fart?

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

That guy reverse parks his car so fast, with reckless abandon and no thought of others safety! That's so hot! #thingsyouneverehearawomansay

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

The winner on the day (and also on my pants and shoe) was bleach...

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

@aka_fatman "George Micheal you say"#4WordsAfterIntercourse

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

http://t.co/Irnhnplr

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

Ever pictured yourself in Las Vegas, the world's greatest playground with a mate and $25,000? Check this out... http://t.co/WYUhF5RP

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

Once upon a time

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In the theme of the day (good Friday) I say bring back ancient punishments like stoning! For things such as pissing me off!!

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

@AJLucasLucas Nice to see you could make it!!

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

Why do people have to sing at the top of their lungs on public transport. I now know why people kill people!!!

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

Can I be the only one who feels a little unsettled when public transport doesn't smell like urine?

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

"That guy looks like he enjoys a good sandwich!" - Drunken house mate @4am

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

Why did I wake up with "mother f#%kin snakes" on my "mother f#%kin mind?" I'm a little worried what it means....

[Liam Holm @That_Liam_Guy]

How does Nigella make "glossy splodge" sound so sexually appealing.....?