Michael Flamank™

Writer | Story Editor | Filmmaker | Etc.

[director druskee @directordruskee]

Trailer is live! Tickets are live! Catch PURGE alongside ANCESTRAL BEASTS at @FantasiaFest on July 22nd and 28th.

https://t.co/V83t9IaVpQ

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@directordruskee "SCHWEPP!" 🤙

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ZOHRAN MAMDANI!!!

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Zohran Mamdani

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Zohran Mamdani

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@WereInHellYT "Untitled Goose Game"

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having my life "pass before my eyes" in a near death experience and realizing the studio gave me WAY too much leeway on the assembly cut 🤦‍♂️

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9 times out of 10 the fun socks I'm wearing go unnoticed, and that's okay, more whimsy for me

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There's 👏 no 👏 law 👏 that 👏 says 👏 you 👏 can't 👏 use 👏 two 👏 pillow 👏 cases 👏 on 👏 one 👏 pillow👏

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Trump: all unlikely animal friends are to be put down

Democrats: *crickets*

Trump: have the crickets slaughtered too

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my internet browser every time I visit a new website

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

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Jurassic Park watermelon treat/enrichment day would change so many minds tbh 🍉🦖🍉🦕

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@WereInHellYT thought these were Balatro jokers, but I guess it's still a neat enough gift 🙄

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@directordruskee "GUESS I WOKE UP!"

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me, at 3am getting water while trying not to lose my sleepiness:

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DOCTOR: You may want to be seated for the news I'm about to share...

ME: *sits criss-cross applesauce*

DOCTOR: ...not like that

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does anyone know who the CEO is of Christmas lights that EXPLODE after just slightly tapping the floor?

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woah... okay anyone else get like the EXACT same Spotify Wrapped that they got last year? 🤯🤯🤯

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doing the Gladiator hand through the wheat thing here and ending up with soooooo many ticks

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[episode of Iron Chef they finally let me guest judge]

CHAIRMAN: today's secret ingredient is...................
............................................................✨Buckley's!✨

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Dr. Mark Greene force ghost cameo pls 🤞

[HBO Max PR @HBOMaxPR]

15-episode Max Original drama series #ThePitt, from John Wells Productions and Warner Bros. Television, created by R. Scott Gemmill and starring Noah Wyle, debuts this January: https://t.co/FA2LfW3OzK