Mikey

Proud Dad. Washed Up Softballer. Mega-pint Enthusiast🍺 RIP37 RIPJunior AAM🫶🏻

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

IN AMERICA WE CALL THAT SHIT “BALL DONT LIE” FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY REFS @FIFAcom

[alley @alleyooopp]

https://t.co/w0WNnNC5Ud

Big moves, bitch

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

Have you seen my wife’s ass? Next question please.

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

I respect ass but how did we as a society ever put it over boobs?

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

Yeeaaahhhh there won’t be baseball in 2027

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

BREAKING: In its next CBA, the league is proposing a max contract length of 5 yrs for free agent players switching teams, 6 years to retain their own players. No deferred contracts. Qualifying offer is gone too. Also, 5 years to free agency for players 30 or older.

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

Get community noted, loser

[- @MusialaEra]

USA is a shameless host. It‘s 11am in Seattle and ~4am in Australia. They could have easily put the game 10 hours later, prime time in the US and also great for Aussies.

Instead they put the game 9pm European prime time because they want our validation. Main character syndrome

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

@RyanReynolds Life’s too short to bet the under

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

I bet you’re a blast at parties!

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

Lawd Lawd Lawd @alleyooopp 😍😮‍💨 #WCW

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

@HawkEmDownChris Curry man!

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

@IamDijami Dolphins legend, Pat White

[Melissa @JustAMomNamedMM]

Live your life, find your peace and joy and fuck the rest of it. It’s all just noise.

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

What’s a percentage less than zero? That’s the chances of this being agreed upon.

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

BREAKING: As expected, MLB proposed a hard salary cap to union officials today as part of the next CBA, sources tell ESPN. The salary floor for teams beginning in 2027 would be set at $171.2 million which includes player benefits with the ceiling at $245.3 million.

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

No Steve Nebraska on here is actually embarrassing

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

All-Time Fictional Lineup and Rotation

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

@alleyooopp Ha! 🤣

[L @SomeBitchIIKnow]

HR is daycare for women.

[DialecticalMysticism (Posadist Arc)☭⁴ 🔮🛸☢️🇵🇸 @TheAtlantean9]

No such thing as “former CIA”

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

I feel seen

[Jennifer ☮️💟 @jennifer40iu]

Am I the only one that doesn’t like Morgan Wallen?

[Mikey @That_MikeyMo23]

@alleyooopp👇🏼

[femme craves @femmecraves]

the definition of “baddie” !

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

A truly healthy, lifelong relationship is incredibly boring, and that is exactly what makes it beautiful. The internet tells you to constantly chase butterflies, toxic sparks, and cinematic grand gestures. But real love is just two people doing grocery shopping, managing a household, and sitting in silence on the couch without any underlying anxiety. If your relationship feels "boring," you didn't lose the spark, you finally achieved absolute peace