Garrett Mussett

Southeastern Son. Find me in the log woods, or on the back of a horse.

[Garrett Mussett @That_Moose_Kid]

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican gorl... 🎵🎶

[Garrett Mussett @That_Moose_Kid]

As the warrior poet Chris Brown once said: “I don’t see how you can hate from outside the club, you can’t even get in.”

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@ma1ybe Opened this thread with reluctance, was glad to see there are some sane people in here.

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@Rothmus

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@chefsevenn I’m ordering a black coffee and a Dr Pepper every time.

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@AVGirl4Life

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@disappear30 @halnicadki This was one of the hardest lessons I’ve had to learn in life.

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@WallStreetApes Before too long there’ll be an ad on every sheet of toilet paper.

[The Shield of Faith Podcast @ShieldoFaithPod]

Check us out on Spotify, on iTunes, or wherever you get your podcasts. #Christian #Jesus #podcast #Christ #ChristisKing

[Garrett Mussett @That_Moose_Kid]

The AI generated Scream photos are the new Hochatown Saloon women’s restroom mirror selfie.

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@trad_west_ This is the absolute truth. Be careful or you’ll live in quiet misery.

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Them: You need therapy.

Me: No I just need a Bang energy drink and a double decker Zyn.

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@NewRockstars Meh

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@TaraBull808 Only if we annex Mexico and rename the whole thing as SuperAmerica.

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#NewProfilePic

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This economy is so bad it got Ragweed back together.

[Southeast Statesman @SE_Statesman]

I guess Pappy O’Daniel was wrong, you can run on reform as an incumbent.

[Garrett Mussett @That_Moose_Kid]

If you ever go to Davenport, Iowa (across the Mississippi River from the John Deere Museum), do not miss out on going to a restaurant called Duck City. It was beyond amazing. 🤤

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Pay day=roll of Zynneous and Ferb.

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@ayeejuju 🔫 Elon Musk gave 2nd amendment rights back to my keyboard!

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Only real ones will understand this is a Canadian potato.