Brian 🍅

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[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

@phonybone I adore those dweebs. Always genuinely very helpful and knowledgeable, and the dorkiest dudes you've ever seen.

Also I'm 90% sure they make commission so it is in their best interest to be all those things.

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

You should be embarrassed to be this stupid

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

James Woods: "If you're still a Democrat and you support mutilating 5-year-olds because they like the color pink, you're just a monster."

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

The people's princess

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

Spend any amount of time in almost any office on a Friday afternoon and you'll realize a 4 day work week is not that crazy.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

hearing take you out tonight live is going to change my life I swear to god @bleachersmusic @jackantonoff

[tim 🅴 ꕤ ｡˚⋆ ☁️ @timlovesttpd]

did taylor release an 85 track album i don't know of cus how could she possibly not debut at one?

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

Taillon and Maton, certified BUMS

[Magnus Vigsø @MagnusVigso]

One of the most attractive things a woman can have is not a big butt or breasts

It it to have proper biomechanics

Gait pattern > Any superficial features

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

If you're wondering, the cruelty is the point.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro.

Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

Not even close to worth it.

[Angry Brewers Fan @MiniMegal]

If only there was something that could prevent this major inconvenience 🧐

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

My most radical opinion is that homeschooling should be illegal, and private schools shouldn't exist.

[Just Jim @JimsTweets]

Do Homeschool kids just like, not have to take tests or exams or get grades? How does the government know if the child is actually getting an education and not just like, being neglected

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

@ArkaneStudios MAKE DISHONORED 3 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[Bel @itsmebelb]

This game has so much sauce man🤤

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

Fellas, that "us <3" text isn't going to send itself

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Aquarium visitors were startled to see a leopard shark trying to bite off another shark’s fin

Staff explained it wasn’t aggression but normal… flirting — this is how sharks show interest in each other.

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

This administration takes every opportunity to be cartoonishly evil wtf

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Justice Department announces it's readopting the firing squad as a means of execution

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

you caught you?

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

Ohio Republicans have no interest in the will of the people!! They are anti-democracy!!

[Former New Spurs Fan @TheSimbaPikachu]

I don’t want to hear shit about Virginia when I live in the gerrymandered ass state

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

Going to college pre AI and pre burner twitter I really caught the last chopper out of Saigon

[Brent “The Bong” Benson @BensonB_1]

And then, we all shotgunned our beers at the same time.

[Brian 🍅 @That_YoungBrian]

Sakura and Sasuke would be SMUDGES on that rooftop that's what.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Hi @Drake