i love how oreo wasn’t like “trans women are women” or “trans people are sacred,” instead going for the much more ominous and politically weird “trans people exist”
I want to make something clear: Biden bombing foreign countries isn’t wrong because he’s spending money on wars instead of giving stimulus checks to Americans. It’s wrong because bombing foreign countries is wrong.
In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)
@That_anon_weeB You're a literal sweetheart and I'm happy we're friends. You've helped me more than you know and I'm grateful that I can talk to you. Wouldn't mind getting to know you a bit more when you're feeling better! Keep taking care of yourself, I'm always here if needed
I should be the one saying this about you, you've helped me through so much and always been there to talk,, I can't even begin to express how grateful I am for a friend like you so thank you for being such an amazing friend♡
@That_anon_weeB You're a literal sweetheart and I'm happy we're friends. You've helped me more than you know and I'm grateful that I can talk to you. Wouldn't mind getting to know you a bit more when you're feeling better! Keep taking care of yourself, I'm always here if needed
the lululemon sales assistant: typically guys get a size up when they buy these joggers, they fit really snug
me, skeptically: even the gay ones?
her, quietly, without missing a beat: straight men don’t buy these pants sir