Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan

Peaked between the years of 2010 and 2013 - 6’3” if I stand on a large book - One time Canada goer - Undisputed middleweight champion of Golden Coral

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

Alexa, search “how to cut my own hair with kitchen shears.”

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

My phone fell in the lake yesterday at 10:30 AM. I found it this morning at 8 AM. ~24 hours under water and I’m tweeting from that phone. I’ll never complain about apple again

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

Also PSA: Tyler Childers has the next best NPR Tiny Desk behind Mac

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

I plan on Vibing to Tyler Childers, Sturgill Simpson, and Zach Bryan all weekend on the lake. Recommendations welcome, critiques not. Thanks

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

Good for you Pagàn

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

White Sox are bottom of the barrel poo poo

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

Cueto vs. Bundy
Kopech vs. Archer
Lynn vs. Ryan

Twins 27th ranked pen, Sox 11th

White Sox might (probably will?) White Sock, but goddamn a sweep should be really doable if their offense doesn't lay an egg...

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

Thielbar looks disgusting tonight

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

Pretty quiet in Chicago. Aren’t they in first place? Aren’t they supposed to win the World Series?

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

Atta babe Kep!!

[Dong Knobbler @DongKnobbler]

I’ve hit the quan. I’ve whipped. I’ve nae nae’d. I’ve done everything I can and nothing helps

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

Cueto vs. Bundy
Kopech vs. Archer
Lynn vs. Ryan

Twins 27th ranked pen, Sox 11th

White Sox might (probably will?) White Sock, but goddamn a sweep should be really doable if their offense doesn't lay an egg...

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

TLR is such a loser lmao

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

7 strikes. Pagàn is terrifying

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

BUCK DADDYYYYYYY

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

I hate this

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

The Timberwolves are sending Malik Beasley, Patrick Beverley, Walker Kessler, Jarred Vanderbilt and multiple first-round picks for Gobert, sources tell ESPN.

[Do-Hyoung Park @dohyoungpark]

In fact…

The #MNTwins have faced Cleveland 8 times in the last 10 days. They held a lead in the 8th inning or later in all 8 of those games.

They lost 5 of them.

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

So we’re gonna need Griffin Jax and Duran to pitch every inning huh?

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

If we live in a world where the Twins can sign Carlos Correa, I’m not gonna 100% rule out the Wolves trading for KD.

DLo, McDaniels, Beasley, Vando, three firsts, Lake Minnetonka, Target, First Ave, Kirk Cousins, and 1000 Jucy Lucys is the offer. Who says no?

[Your 2022 AL ROY Joe Ryan @Thatbigred]

Ant, KD, and Karl is gonna be sick