Cool kid ug

Man u for life, believer,
strawberry plug 🍓 🍓 [phone] for business

[Cool kid ug @Thatbodaguy]

Health benefits of consuming strawberries:
~Helps burn store fat.
~Boost short term memory .
~Low in calories, higher in fiber .
~Promote born health.
~Promote eye health.
~Anti aging properties.
~Prevent oesophageal cancer .
~Ease inflammation.
Support my hustle guy's

[karungi Racheal @KarungiRach]

Cancer has taken my father😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Rest in Peace💔💔💔😭😭

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Bro to Bro: Avoid asking a lady “How are you?” Few ladies are fine in this generation. She is either hungry, has no data, rent is due, nails are due, or she is not feeling well, etc. I come in peace.

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @UtdDarker]

*When i die*

Doctor: His kidney will go to a man in room 6 wearing an Arsenal jersey

Me:

[Douglas Lwanga @DouglasLwangaUg]

The challenge of unemployment hitting hard. Young man wrote a placard stood by ntinda kisasi bypass with placard saying “obulamu bukalubye, i need a job help me 0743213581. If you have anything like a job or work plz call him.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

After almost 2 years of marriage, my lovely wife called me that she was pregnant.

She had traveled for the burial of her mother (I couldn't attend).

When she returned, I was driving her home.

"Sweetie, easy on the bumps, you know how hard we tried for this pregnancy 😂"

End.

[Beinomugisha Ivan @Beinomugisha_]

Rumor has it that the reason the new national IDs aren't working is that the old contractor (Chinese) refused to hand over the data to the new contractor (German). They might call us to re-register soon and cancel all the new IDs.

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

I bumped into two young gentlemen, and when they called me “Muvubuka,” I knew they were tweeps.
I asked for their usernames, but they refused to tell me.

Faceless tweeps are truly committed, nothing can stop their faceless journey😀🙌

[Mimi Hearts💞 @MimiHearts1]

Men,,if you want a wife material who won't disturb you .

Go and find them in church, they're there many 🌝🤝

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

Mbu Tracey Melon was born in 2001....wabula Ugandan female Artists nze mbatadde 😂🙌

[Chioma 🇺🇬 @Chiomabtq]

Does Uganda Airlines advertise for Air Hostess jobs and Cabin crew jobs? How can one get such a job?

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

Men
This World is so cruel to a poor Man, please be strict and take your financial life very serious.

Let’s attack again today 💪

[ALTON 🩺 @NewtonAllan6]

The whole of Africa is against South Africa, Algeria, Morocco, and Tunisia in this World Cup.

Isn't it? 🌚

[Felix Kitaka @TheMutambuze]

My son, buying a 50x100 plot before a car doesn't always make someone a financial genius.

When you come from a family with no land to its name, a permanent address isn't an investment, it's survival.

Be blessed.

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

Ebyaddala we want money but I go through @wekesa_amos timeline and I wonder when this man ever rests.....eh eh eh guy is always up and down, in and out of the country looking for bread. (yet he already has a bakery) .....One day I want to buy him some Tusker lite so that he can get some serious sleep 😂😂😂

[ALTON 🩺 @NewtonAllan6]

Dr. Chris Baryomusi said that the government is going to provide lunch to medical interns.

Well, it's good that they now recognize that interns deserve something. However, medical interns need more than lunch.

They need:
1. Breakfast
2. Lunch (which is being provided)
3. Dinner
4. Transport
5. Airtime
6. Clothes
7. Rent
8. General upkeep, among other necessities.

They are not slaves. They need money to survive, support their families, send some to their girlfriends, and occasionally unwind and forget the stress of hospital work with a bottle of whiskey.

Give them money. #PayAllMedicalInterns

[Being Pesh @PeshK319]

This evening on my way back home, I decided to buy maize from the same lady who mocked me for my poor command of the Luganda language back in late April. For weeks, I have been avoiding her after the embarrassment from our last encounter.

She had moved a stone's throw from her usual spot and camped somewhere else but along the same route leading home.

This time, my identity was a hard guess, my head wrapped in a scarf and my face half covered by a mask.

Additionally, it was resolved within me that I was to walk up to her and speak all the Luganda I know and so I did.

“Gyebaleko nyabo,” I opened our trade.

‘Kale nawe,’ she responded with her face looking down, her gaze steadfast on the maize set on fire.

“Mpaayo eya lukumi.”

‘Kale.’

She picked one of those that were partly ready and put it back on the fire while I stood there watching on and waiting.

Suddenly, my phone vibrated. I could feel it from the loud buzzing in my hand bag. In haste, I reached for it and it was a call from hubby.

‘Baby wangye, are you the one buying maize?’ he asks while chortling on his end of the call.

“Yeego. Ori nkahi?” I turn around, quickly scouting my surroundings with a gaze of a suspicion and bemusement.

Laughing further, he says, ‘I’m getting off the boda. Iwe guma oteerere kumpa right where you are.’

“Kale,” and I end the call with a smile.

However, like one returning to a default configuration, the thought of speaking my best Luganda had waned off shortly after I got off the call.

As this lady picked the maize to wrap it in its husks, I immediately stop her with a dissatisfied tone saying, “Ah naye nyabo omusooli gwangye nga teguyidde?” to which she burst out in such hard laughter before exclaiming:

“Eh, obwedda ye gwe customer wange kabuladda ow’omusooli!”

[Rita Kay @Kusaasirarita]

Your fathers are secretly cutting your hair at night to go for DNA test, ajakusala wig yo bagobe Mama wo mubyekisuru 🥹🥹🥹😒😒😒🙌🙌🙌

[Nina Roz Kankunda @NinarozMusic]

Kampala’s crime rate is getting out of hand. These days, thieves can accuse you of being a thief, steal your belongings, and have you beaten to death by a mob. Be careful where you go, stay vigilant, and prioritize your safety.

[Phiona Kyeru @kyeruphiona]

I repeat ,its very important to marry a very kind man ....the opposite is also true

[Chubby Audrey🍼 @ChubbyAudrey22]

Atuhaire Bridget MUBS
Your boyfriend is having breakfast with another woman at Cafe Javas(The one opposite Acacia mall)🌚