Thatch Raby FC

EPSV Monday Night Flexi ⚽️. Views are our own, however sometimes influenced by pints consumed at our main sponsor’s establishment.

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@EthanCall7 @suttonrangers_ It’s called a joke honey. How would you know anyway you weren’t there. Probably playing Minecraft

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@EthanCall7 @TheJackEvans @suttonrangers_ That’s body shaming. Not funny. And I’m @mattallt btw got loads of hair

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@Hawthorne116972 @suttonrangers_ Alright Mr. Chester Zoo I don’t actually know who you are because of your burner account. Obviously, we strongly condemn any homophobic abuse of any kind.

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@Hawthorne116972 @suttonrangers_ Why you making burner accounts? Strange

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@EthanCall7 @suttonrangers_ Hahah class. Bad angle for the throw and our CB gets his head on it - that’s all that matters

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@EthanCall7 @suttonrangers_ You were pinned to your line too big man x

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@JoeD00022 @suttonrangers_ My CB 😍

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@BromTownFC @AndrewSimpson11 @gregst1997 We’ve just got off FaceTime with the ref. The first goal to the dubious goals committee for review in the morning.

It came off our centre back’s head and then our right back’s head and in.

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All-in-all productive evening spent with a great group of mates. We learned a lot, so even when we lose we still win.

#UTFThatch
#ZeroBirds

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FT: Thatch Raby 0-3 @BromTownFC.

Absolutely not the result we were looking for this evening against a well organised side. Too organised if anything. Bit too keen if ya know what I mean.

But well done, lads. Made up for ya.

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Special mention goes out to one of their lads who was more interested in the length of my shorts than actually staying onside the whole game. I was personally disappointed because they are the longest (and best) shorts I own.

Focus on timing that run sunshine.

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@BromTownFC Good to know.

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@si_littler @SeanHeggarty @TheJackEvans Finally, for obvious reasons I can’t say too much about training on Monday, but I will describe it with one word - intensity, effort and skill.

Ready for the next clash on Monday evening - and yes the rumour is true we may have an actual goalkeeper signing. PHWOAR.

#UTFThatch

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Apologies to the fans for being quiet on here, had a busy couple of weeks of just watching Neil Warnock videos, winning and training. Rinse and repeat.

Consistency is key at this level.

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Our three goals came courtesy of @si_littler, @SeanHeggarty & @TheJackEvans. Well done lads I hope your girlfriends were impressed.

Thanks again to the students of Smithdown Utd, who I can’t find on here to @, so they must be all over that Tik and Tok thing.