Brunette Babe

White female addicted to coffee and retail.

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

And guys like this are the reason why the word "asshole" exists.

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

Why do cosmetics have to be so expensive?

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

#AHSFREAKSHOW comes on tonight and I'm too damn excited.

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

Skinny girls that complain and say that they're "so fat" scare me. Okay you want some of mine? Cause I got plenty.

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

#ToMyFuturePartner you're in for some good cuddling.

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

Bikini top: Small
Bikini bottom: Large
#ThickGirlProblems 👙

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

If you call me a bitch I'll probably just agree with you.

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

You wouldn't want a steak that was nothing but bone, why would you want a woman that was?

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

Thank you, Dove. 💋

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

Finding jeans that fit me right is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

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All my friends are so skinny and I'm just sitting here. I'm a potato.

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

#CantBeInARelationship if we can't pig out and nap together.

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

Are you seriously talking to me? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I hate you.

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

Kiss my fat ass. 😘

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You're just mad at me cause I tell it how it is. #BitchProblems

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

Please just sit down and shut the fuck up.

[Brunette Babe @Thatchubbybitch]

I just want a burger that looks like one from the commercials.