@TheEbonyMaw This how we know God’s a woman bc a man would heal everyone, give them everything they wanted so that he could finally sit in the garage alone with his tools in peace.
Nah God hates the idea of healing everyone, the mere thought of a man being happy sends Her into the Dark Ages.
Telling my wife “keep those on, you might need them later.” When she goes to take off her knee pads after she gets home her volleyball game hasn’t led to a single blowjob but it’s been hilarious every single time, it’s called being charming and handsome.
@reggiebblue Hunter Biden needs a Nobel Peace Prize for keeping his mouth mostly shut during the Biden administration. That level of restraint when you could have unleashed hell the whole time is the kind of heroic that didn't seem to exist anymore