Kel

24 | Bi | Bird Enjoyer | Owl | 18+

[Kel @Thatonebirb]

Farewell, my son.

[Kel @Thatonebirb]

He's is my son now. I gave him a sweet chili chip so he can experience true flavor before I cast him back to the wilderness.

[Kel @Thatonebirb]

My superpower is the ability to detect scorpions in my vicinity. I just know when these fuckers are lurking around.

[bird/h @BirdPerHour]

#birdbot

[owl-like wonder and merriment (Retro) @TooManyBirds37]

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LOVE owls

[Kel @Thatonebirb]

@BroadwayTheCat I want Barn Owls! But nooo, I'm not allowed to because some stupid law from 1918 forbids it.

[Kel @Thatonebirb]

Why is the government allowed to tell me what birds I can and can't own?? We live in a dystopia.

[Savos International @SavosAndSavos]

Dangerous, bladed weapon safely removed from public car park

[Kel @Thatonebirb]

I only read REAL literature.

[Kel @Thatonebirb]

This video lives in my head rent free

[Savos International @SavosAndSavos]

he said no pickles.

[Kel @Thatonebirb]

@Alphixjay You'd never understand the odysseys I undertake.

[Kel @Thatonebirb]

"Be back in a sec" mfers after taking off their headset