That's Average

Tweeting the average thing that almost everyone can relate to. (contact - [email protected] / founder - @mdibern)

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6th grade conversations: hey hey wats up nm wbu same cool so who do u like you oh ok do u like me yea lets date ok ily ily2

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Brownie mix > the actual brownies

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RT to show respect to those who lost their lives in the Newtown shooting. RIP, in peace. (Every RT we will donate $1 to the Red Cross fund).

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Everything is funnier when you're with your bestfriend.

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RT MY LAST TWEET FOR A FOLLOW

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Telling me to calm down is the easiest way to freak me the fuck out.

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How do you expect me to take you seriously when your profile picture is a mirror selfie with an ipad?

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Describing yourself as a "morning person" translates to me that you are a fucking asshole.

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Girls 5'11 and taller, do not need to wear heels. I mean, what the fuck you tryna do? Talk to god?

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I will carry 10 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips. #Truth

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I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.

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"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... Oh... Here it is..."

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Sweats pants, haired tied, chillin with no Instagram filter on...

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I am going to tell you three horrible things:
1: today is not Friday
2: tomorrow is not Friday
3: not even the day after that is Friday

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Dear Santa, I've been good all year. OK most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it, I'll buy my own shit.

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My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.

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100% True.

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Tonight is the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? .. RIP to every girls self-esteem.