That's Just Joe

Joe's confused comments spill out daily and I thought it only fair I share them with you. I'm sure he was intelligent in a previous life 😂 #that'sjustjoe

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She just carroted you 🥕

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Abby I need some popcorn to soak up someone’s sausage... I mean Pepsi!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂

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Joe: I like my ice cream warm 🤔

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Joe: I’ll have a woody hordrobe...
Hoody wardrobe? 😂😂😂😂

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Me: I think I’ve already got to that.
Joe: what? You’ve got a grapefruit?
🤦🏼‍♀️ no joe. No.

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Joe: *sigh*
Charlotte: that was a really pissed off sigh.
Joe: no I just needed more lungs in my oxygen.
😂😂😂😂😂 #opposites

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Soo I received an email from Joe today... subject: pop up pirate. message: it is ruined I now know how it works and it’s not magical anymore... this was followed up with a demonstration 😂 #onlyyoujoe #poorpirate

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I need a wee too but I think I’ll hold it in for a bit 😂 #justgo #whenyougottago 🤦🏼‍♀️

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There may still be hope, he’s brought more popcorn today 🍿🤞🏽

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Erm Abby, I had some popcorn. I ate it all. 🤦🏼‍♀️ thanks Joe I was looking forward to that! #fatty #popcornmonster #greedyguts

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Me: He thinks he’s got leprosy.
Joe: As in lives under rainbows? 😂🌈 no joe 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Kid lets go of balloon 🎈 "it's going to the moon!"
Joe: In around 70 years maybe 🙈🙄

[That's Just Joe @ThatsJoe1]

I do remember things, I just need to remember them! 😂😂🙈

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Did I nearly sneeze earlier? 😂 #wtf

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Charlotte: Is that wet?
Joe: No it just looks brown.
🤔😂😂😂

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I was just about to say that 5 minutes ago 😂😂😂

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Ye but now you've got a bigger hole rather than a tiny one 😒🙈😂

[That's Just Joe @ThatsJoe1]

What did I say earlier and I mean yesterday

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How many followers have you got on Joe joe joe joe joe (he's stuck) 😂😂

[That's Just Joe @ThatsJoe1]

"Make a little slit in the top, the drink comes out smoother"... WHAT THE HELL JOE!