Cassie Marie

A very muppety girl.

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

Just came to say goodbye, Twitter. 👋

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

@Just_isB @parksandrec

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@MTNEER4LIFE @coley67 @parksandrec

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@NateBlanchett @parksandrec

[Sarah Paulson @MsSarahPaulson]

My days and nights are entirely scored by the theme music from The White Lotus.

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

Has anyone else noticed that the most common response lately to “how r u?” has been “mostly, fine”? Because we’re so close to the end of the pandemic and then headlines be like “US won’t reach herd immunity” and you’re like, I’m mostly fine. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #mostlyfine #pandemiclife

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

@westelm @spellbucks So fun reading through all of these tweets and remembering @westelm is the worst, so I never buy from them again. Same story as everyone else.

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

Orange you glad he made that goal? #BeAGoldfish

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

Oh. My. Lord. My @westelm dresser that I ordered in Sept, for those following at home, arrived!! TY to the 8, yes 8! agents I spoke w/for pulling this off. You’re the real heroes and heroines. Get your supply chain management shit together, @westelm for the sake of your staff. ✌🏼

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

Also, yes this account is now primarily used to recount my @westelm saga. If it saves just one person from buying furniture there it’ll be worth it. The service reps are nice to talk tho, looking forward to doing it all over again with my second missing dresser! Fun!

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

Fun @westelm update on my order from SEPTEMBER. After 3 months of weekly calls w/admittedly nice ppl who were just as confused, I got the magical call. Delivery ready! I prepared my clothes for their home, again, only to receive a call this morning...they can’t find it. Fuck.

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

@westelm @_NikkiBeach Adding insult to injury they also copy and past this message @ your tweet. ARE YOU HERE TO HELP, @westelm? The growing list of grievances tells a different tale.

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

@westelm Why do some people get asked to DM and some people get told to send an email? Curious practice, @westelm.

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

Def shouldn't have read the @westelm thread of complaints as I wait on hold for the past 30 minutes. Odds are not looking good. With so many complaints, this should be a bigger story to save other people from the heartbreak of shopping there.

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

If you want to waste a bunch of your time on hold trying to figure out what happened to your scheduled delivery only to be continually passed to a new person, buy from @westelm and good luck ever getting your items or a refund. #neveragain #ughwestelm

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

What I wouldn't give for a dull moment.

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

@sphere10 You could just defriend them and see if they notice...

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

Congrats, if you are reading this on your iPhone then you’re f*cked...

[The New York Times @nytimes]

An increasing body of evidence suggests that the time we spend on our smartphones is interfering with our:
—sleep
—self-esteem
—relationships
—memory
—attention spans
—creativity
—productivity
—problem-solving and decision-making skills
https://t.co/I1EvAJE0Rr

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

Guys! I've rejoined twitter. Am I doing it right? Pop culture, politics, topical issues, right? That's what we do here? Plus gifs! Re: my last tweet.

[Cassie Marie @ThatsNotIrony]

For a bunch of liberals who care a lot about mental health, everyone sure loves talking trash about Pete Davidson who has talked very openly about his struggles with mental health. I personally have not given up hope that him and @ArianaGrande will reunite. #stopbeingjerks