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hello 911 yeah can u cancel school

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when the person you like, likes your picture http://t.co/NIxDfIVweV

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Me? Weird? B*tch please, I'm limited edition.

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Want someone to stop following you on Twitter? Block them and then unblock them, they won't be following you anymore.

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy.

[International Highlife @Intl_Highlife]

*looks at clock at 4:19*
*quickly loads bong and hits it*
*4:21*
*dammit*

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Best Friends: -Cheer you up when you're down; -Comforts you when you're sad; -Fight for you when you're hurt.

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I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess.

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I'm not the jealous type, but what's mine is mine. Don't f*ck with it

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When the teacher sends you to take something to another room... http://t.co/G6UhAANGOP

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me in class: I'll finish this at home me at home: I'll finish this in class

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Me + Bed = Best couple ever.