Mr nice guy

[Mr nice guy @ThatttNiceguy]

@Ayomide0078 They smell like onions

[Tope A teacher & A Farmer I Will Never Give Up 💪) @Tope_Orus]

I TOOK MY WIFE SOMEWHERE SHE NEVER EXPECTED

My wife has a PhD in b@shing car. I don't know if I'm the only one experiencing this or it's a thing with most women.

If she drives to town and come back, you must see a new dent. But she will always be like "I was on my own jeje when one man came to h!t me"... Lori iro!

Sometimes, she will deny totally that it was not when she dr∅ve the car that it got the dent. She can even say I should ask my side chics that I used to give lift 😭

I'll keep quiet, carry car and go and fix it. Sometimes, I may spend the whole day in the mechanic shop.

Once I bring it back, madam will carry it and go and do as she used to do again.

If I talk, she will say me I should take my key now. It's car that I have, I'm not God. She will even say because I refused to buy a separate one for her, that's why I'm always noticing everything.

I thought of what I could do to stop her from driving like a b@nd!t 🤣😂

3 weeks ago, on a Saturday morning, very early around 8a.m, I told her, baby dress up, let me take you out.

She rushed and bathe, and sprayed perfume, and said let's go.

We passed all the places we usually go to relax, so she was wondering where we were going. She asked...

Wify: Babe, we've passed where we used to go and chill oo. Where are we going?

Me: Don't worry, I just discovered a new joint in town. You will looooove it!

I could see the excitement, the joy on her face.

I drove her straight to the mechanic shop...

Wify: Babe, what are we doing here?

Me: Oh, sorry dear. I just want the mechanic to quickly fix the small dent. It doesn't take long oo. Before you know it, he has finished. Once he's done like this, we'll go and chup life.

Wifey: Okay oo. No problem.

I excused the mechanic and planned with him to waste time very well!

Then I told my wife that my boss asked me to go and attend to an emergency, so, she should help me stay with the car. I promised not to take long.

That was how I left madam with car oo.

1 hour, 2 hours, 4 hours, 6 hours....

She called and called, I kept telling her I would soon finish.

I got there around 4pm and saw her looking very angry. She come swell up like bread wey dem soak inside tea 🤣😂

I started begging her oo... Oh my baby, I'm sorry. It was my boss that delayed oo. I even called mechanic to comman join me to beg her 🤣🤣

And I shouted at the mechanic for wasting my queen's precious time0😛😜

Well, time was already approaching 5pm, so, I asked her...

Me: Babe, can we go to where we wanted to go now?

Wifey: By this time? Noo. I'm tired please, just take me home, let me go and rest. All my body is paining me.

In my mind, I said "Thank you, Jesus" 😛😜

That was how we came back home quietly.

I promised her that we'd go out when next I have chance 😜

Ladies and gentlemen, here's the sweet part of the gist...my wife has driven for good three weeks now, even small bash like this, she did not bash. No new dent on the car.

As we were going out today, I asked her to drive.

One keke man was just following her closely. She lowered the glass and brought out her head and shouted "Oga, no bash me oo"

I said "Bravo! This is the woman I married"

Now, I have realized that sometimes, the way to make women adjust is not to keep doing gentleman. Just use wisdom with a little touch of egusi for egusi.

Now that she has seen how stressful it is in mechanic's shop, she don calm down by herself.

Please, nobody should tag my wife to this post, I'm not feeling fine 🙄

OBINRIN BURU O!

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[Mr nice guy @ThatttNiceguy]

@Crownthecook The British council he hosted in onitsha few months back?

[Mr nice guy @ThatttNiceguy]

@AdesojiMinkail Craneburg was owned by the late access bank ceo wife.

[Senator Dino Melaye. (SDM) @_dinomelaye]

Heavily armed bandits handed over the body of General Rabe yesterday morning in Katsina and left for neighboring forest 🌳 of Matazu , unchallenged !
What a country ???

[Everest @novieverest]

Peter Obi became a bank chairman before Tony Elumelu.
See eh, humility can reduce someone.
You are comparing him to a white substance bag man.
Nigeria is a terrible country.

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

Everyday I understand better why the Military used to Shoot Violent Criminals to Death at the Beach in front of the General Public to serve as a Deterrent. There are too many Evil People in Nigeria. How do you Lock your blood sister up in a Room for 4 yrs bcos of a Dispute? 🤬😰

[Ola omo Ola @OlawaleOlanir12]

“I connected you a 42 year old lady that have never been married to a man for marriage and your family started telling him to bring 12 million as bride price”

- an owner of a match making platform laments as the family of a 42 year old lady he connected with a man is requesting for 12 million as bride price

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

One thing about voting for Peter Obi is, we’re going to raise the bar so high.

So high that criminals, certificate forgers, drug dealers, et al won’t be contesting for president ever again in this country.

We have to make Nigeria OK come 2027!

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

A Nigerian woman sends a strong warning to Tinubu over an unusual hike in the cost of living.✍️

[Mr nice guy @ThatttNiceguy]

@sinovuyo001 Foreigners from Niger 🇳🇪, Send SA men to go into the bushes to chase them since they are hunters. 😜

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

3 months after Nelson Mandela of South Africa was released from Prison, he visited Nigeria, and thanked Nigeria 🇳🇬 for its financial and material support.

Watch 👇🏾

[Mr nice guy @ThatttNiceguy]

@tony97159274 @MansarayFrances Well you know the government is useless as a private sector you shouldn’t be like them. Be humane

[Mr nice guy @ThatttNiceguy]

@MansarayFrances 200k is fine aside feeding, taking care of someone isn’t easy

[Mr nice guy @ThatttNiceguy]

@LadyMpopi lol in South Africa a girl in secondary school has kids with no father. A lot of them.

[Revolutionary Gansta💚 @MosaRoccoII]

Europe is marching agaisnt illegal immigrants.

South Africa is marching against illegal immigrants.

All Africans have no option but to go to their respective countries to fix what's broken.🙌🏽

[Mr nice guy @ThatttNiceguy]

@LCabonena Because they are legal and have registered businesses, I’m sure your wait so you thieves will loot them

[Mr nice guy @ThatttNiceguy]

@Pinkylee_cooper Yeah I don’t hate for opinions. I like SA women 😎

[Mr nice guy @ThatttNiceguy]

@LCabonena lol but you loot the shops and beat them up. Envious animals