Went on a date with a 23-year-old last night.
I offered to pay.
She said: "No, I asked you out. I got it."
I laughed. Thought she was joking.
She wasn't.
She paid. Full check. $87. Plus tip.
Then she walked me to my car.
Looked at me and said: "I had a really good time. Can I hug you?"
When I got home, she texted:
"Did you get in safely? I really liked tonight."