orcaoracle

sometimes I wonder

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come on sun hit me with your magical rays and make me happy

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@dvb_eck @jeanisalunatic good for them

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sorry elon I haven’t felt like tweeting the last few days please don’t fire me

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my favorite water drop is winning the window race

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forgot to miss her for a second, will not happen again

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to catch a good thought you have to become a good thought

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you met me at a very I don’t fucking know what’s going on time in my life

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life was so good for a day I forgot I had twitter

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@dvb_eck fair
they are really cute!

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(me to every dog i see) OH MY GOD YOURE THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE I WOULD DIE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW

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getting stoned with two birds right now

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I might be a honey badger

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I love licking the honey balm off her lips

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my new neighbor: hey where is the best restaurant nearby?
me: sorry I’m not from here

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I have a feeling this is going to be the summer of the year

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Imagine you hating on me and I'm just standing here in the sun doing photosynthesis

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@shescomin you're my lucky charm

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@sokatsat that would fit better than double u

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why is “w” pronounced as a “double-u?”
It is a distinct character and that should be reflected in its name

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the birds told me a secret (chirp chirp)