Jim P.

Just a chef. #FreePalestine 🍉🍉🍉

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

The American response to #COVID19 ruined my life

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

@kayla_am13 I feel this, and it sucks when you want a relationship for the companionship, but you know the other person wants intimacy… and then the thoughts start breaking you down

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

Thanks, San Antonio news for giving me a brief glimpse of hope as I read that headline. I thought, for a moment, that I might have hope, as a local resident, and pet owner, that my rent might get easier… but no… you’re reporting about California

[KSAT 12 @ksatnews]

Finding an apartment may be easier for California pet owners under new legislation https://t.co/iUESU0O7fd

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

Every week, a server brings everyone bananas, even when she retired. Bananas every Wednesday.
This week she brought them on Tuesday.
Thursday, the transformer behind the restaurant blew out and we had to close super early.
Coincidence?

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

I don’t like to go out on Thursdays because it’s karaoke, and busy and crowded, but I just saw the Mariachis pull up to the bar, and that woman’s voice…

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

A few too many sirens and fire trucks going into the neighborhood this afternoon

[FOX SA @KABBFOX29]

A man died in police custody at a Texas hospital in 2022 after yelling "I can't breathe" and screaming for a drink of water, newly released body camera footage appears to show.
https://t.co/w1oVTINEur

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

@thedigitalyenta @kayla_am13 Despite being a professional cook… cold sandwiches

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

People posting their pictures of the eclipse with “Breathe” by Pink Floyd from “The Dark Side of the Moon” when there’s LITERALLY a song called “Eclipse” on the same album 🤣🤣

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

My kitchen manager: “Yeah, the morning shift totally needs to top stock and clean the station before they leave.”
My KM in the meeting: “Well, they can’t help it. They leave and like, yeah… you get it like you get it.”

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

Server: The Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo has chicken, fettuccine pasta, and a cream sauce made with parmesan and garlic
Sauté Cook: It has 5oz of chicken, 7oz fettuccine, 8oz of cream with an ounce of butter, and this amount of parmesan and garlic
Pantry Cook: sauté makes it

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

We have a meeting at the restaurant on Sunday, where everyone is going to be tested on the menu, to see how much we know about each dish.
I want to see the other chefs answers, compared to the servers.
And also comparing the answers from each of the chefs.

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

About to take my dog out for her nightly walk
*gunshots a block away*
My dog looks at me nervously as I quickly turn off the lights
*return fire*
“Yeah, you’re pooping inside tonight”
*More shots over the course of the next 10 minutes*

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

The bar owner where I work part time is getting mad at the employees for not promoting our shifts to bring in business.
Meanwhile, he’s literally paying someone to run the bar’s instagram account and not post anything, and he doesn’t do any promoting himself

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

@lilgreenkc Yeah, I always forget about that

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

In the last 10 days, I’ve had my bike stolen (my primary mode of transportation), spent my rent money on getting my car fixed, and then had my car break again.
It feels like the universe is telling me something…

[S. Preston @PootPoot]

After sleeping on it…. I think that Opening Day needs to be a NATIONAL HOLIDAY! All in favor say PLAY BALL

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

I’ve averaged 1 ticket per hour in the kitchen at the bar. They were talking about closing the kitchen early, but the bar owner drank a bottle of wine and forgot.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

FINAL: Royals 11, Twins 0

#HEYHEYHEYHEY

[Jim P. @The1JimP]

Who makes a 4” bolt that has 3 1/2” of room for it to come out?