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fake plastic tweets

[Beans @garlupo]

dude if either of them roll over kris is dead why aren’t we doing something

[Pop Base @PopBase]

First look at ‘YELLOWJACKETS’ Season 4. (via Entertainment Weekly)

(https://t.co/NUsKJ3wuGa)

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

I’m automatically a better person than anyone who watches this

[sox @sxox_o]

How it feels to get merch of your favorite character

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I dare anyone who thinks this to explain why without sounding like a bad person

[🍉 guru 🍉 @_gurusandhu_]

Queen laughs like “ohoho” cuz Carol laughs the opposite in “hohoho” send tweet

[WEIRD VAL @autismpills]

i have OCD and my intrusive thoughts are about Accidentally giving too much to charity. because i'm a GOOD FUCKING PERSON

[berdlyfan59210 @BerdlyMedia]

i do think that berdly is happy for susie and noelle. he genuinely is. BUT i also think that deep deep down, he kinda wishes this didn’t happen. cuz he knows noelle is gonna hang out with susie a lot and he won’t get as much attention from who he considers his best friend.

[S.hrines @shrines__]

Men are still years away from discovering consent

[rachel💞🇧🇦 @pomperipossaa]

played bad apple in front of my mom and she knew the words

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

The Nazis systematically raped women and girls and murdered many of them afterwards. They even raped children.

Whitewashing the Nazis’ use of mass sexual violence is absolutely wild.

[Miata Farrow💖🌊 💙 @MiataFarrow]

Your father just had 500 wild horses slaughtered last month after chasing them down with helicopters in a horrible act of animal cruelty. Read the room you dumb ass.

[matt @mattymusgraves]

One week away from seeing the word protein on these

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

When writing, I use the 40/40/40 rule:

40 minutes of writing, followed by 40 hours of procrastination, followed by 40 weeks of self loathing because now I have no time to write

[💛 𝙢 𝙖 𝙪 𝙙 𝙚 :3🍉✏️🐀 @Maudeofmany]

Everyone on Twitter sounds like this

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

people are so fucking stupid this girl on tiktok posted a video of her peacock costume where she had a really cool liftable tail and the comments are all “only male peacocks have the feathers…” “you’re dressed up as a boy peacock btw!” WHO FUCKING CARES

[I have become chil, destroyer of chuck @MorganLeBlank]

Why on earth would observing the breadth of evil in the world make you *more* likely to believe in a supposedly omnipotent being who could eradicate all evil but chooses not to.

[Timmy Turner @timmyturner1337]

Imagine being 5 and people make wojak memes about you for playing with toys

[🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 @patriach2051]

Welcome to the Land of the Free