Jerry Vitucci

All I wanted was to find an awesome woman, have great kids, and enjoy life. Check, check, and check.

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

@DavidPSamson If you haven't already seen it, please watch and review "Here Today" on Amazon Prime starring Billy Crystal.

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

@SpaceX Just when I thought, "what more can SpaceX do?" I see that incredible flap perform under the most austere circumstances imaginable. Just incredible.

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

Retirement got here awfully fast. Time to hike https://t.co/WTVSfeZzo2 and then Grand Canyon R2R with the whole family. Let's get this party started!

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

@tucks42 @itsIsaiahclark I found myself wondering if they self-destructed it on purpose. They waited a while, presumably to collect absolutely as much data as possible. If the explosion was not due to self-destruct order, holy shit that thing underwent some serious stress before breaking up.

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

@DavidPSamson No need to consider out of country visit to help with restoring your sense of smell. https://t.co/Rvy1r2Aufd

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

@billygil #BillGillsBillsBillboard
"One for the thumb"
Jess might like the reference to the Steelers

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

I am very happy to be vaccinating folks against Covid-19. Keep it coming, @pfizer and @BioNTech_Group ! For so many people, getting this shot is their golden ticket to getting closer to the resumption of their lives.

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

Well, it's official. These robots can dance better than I can. Actually, better than 99% of anyone who has ever lived. #Robotics
#robotdance
https://t.co/iBZpKEys0r

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

Very happy with the ending of Season 2 of @TheMandalorian. Limitless options ahead for the show. Mando couldn't continue traipsing around the galaxy with the kid in tow, the story would get quite repetitive.

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

"10 minutes to get my prescription filled?"

[Mark Coleman @Markcolemanmma]

If you spit prepare to be hit 😡👊

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

I never give up ANYTHING for Lent. Looks like this year I'm damn near giving up EVERYTHING. Stupid #coronavirus

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

Doing the exact thing to my grandkids that I did to my own kids. Maybe one of these days I'll grow up. Nope!

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

Unfortunate that @marchmadness has been cancelled. In unrelated news, worker productivity across America expected to achieve new highs on Thursday 3/19 and Friday 3/20.

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

Got to enjoy my Christmas present from my son today, a VIP tour of @rhinegeist . Got to taste some amazing beers, get a tour of the place, learn some history, and got to taste some amazing beer...(sound of phone hitting the floor, followed by loud snoring)

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

The shirt says it all. I'm thinking a pair of spikes for his first birthday present. #crosscountry #running

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

@Kyle_meow from @IUHoosiers is
a complete badass. 12th place in today's D1 NCAA Cross Country Championships in 31:00.0 Congrats!! Helluva way to end XC career.

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

@AmericanAir Hmm, flight 850 to CVG doesn't have a captain. Any idea when we'll get one?

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

@aHunter_35 Yea, sure you will

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

I think Katie wins the pose-off competition!

[Jerry Vitucci @The5kdude]

When the kids agree to spend a week with you in Florida, it's hard to ask for a present for Father's Day. Damn, I'm lucky. #FathersDay2019