The State of Connecticut

-parody account-

Hello, welcome to the state of conne- wait come back stop driving we aren't just the road to Boston please-

[The State of Connecticut @The5thUS]

WELCOME!
To the STATE of CONNECTICUT'S Twitter account!
After a brief stint of inactivity, we're finally back to serve the greatest state in the union!
For any help, please contact us at @The5thUS!

RETWEET🔁-To help other CONNECTICONNERS find RELATABLE CONTENT like this!

[The State of Connecticut @The5thUS]

@PoulinPolitics @SCOTUSblog you only have two hands dumbass

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@Izzy_A_Bruin @ChrisMurphyCT Those criminal invaders provide more to the U.S. economy than the average citizen ever could. We need this sort of entrepreneurialism to be brought back to our state - too many businesses are leaving! The citizens of Connecticut do not do this!

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Leave me alone

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

this is my closest approximation of a google maps screen i saw in my dream last night

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it snowed

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Amtrak is a fugly slut do NOT trust her

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God i loveyou ct rail... ct rail baby... hartford line... oughh...

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I lived bit ch

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God I fucking hate Amtrak... pompous bitch... "wahhh nationalize your railways so we can build high speed rail througy you wehh" fuck off you whore

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https://t.co/04ycYopeGD
There

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chat shoudl i make a tumblr for this account it's so important chat

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please GOD let this start a civil war it would be so fucking funny
https://t.co/yER12hYHdy

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God I wish I could post this good

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merry crmstmas?:D

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Every time I come back to this hellsite there's something like this happening, why are you all like this

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@nutmegger47 y././you p rom my ?

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you didn't thjrow me a birthday partty ned... 🥹

[Governor Ned Lamont @GovNedLamont]

Wishing a happy 387th birthday to the @NationalGuard! 🎂🎈

The men and women of the @CTNationalGuard have been incredible partners in protecting our communities. I appreciate everything they provide. They represent some of the best of what our state has to offer.

[The State of Connecticut @The5thUS]

Snow falls, Reindeer fly, Lights twinkle, and Brother? I gift people.

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I rarely actually watch debates or anything [too busy waiting in line at dunkin] but I love this guy tearing the republicans a new one . this fellow seems pretty neat🍿

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

“You could put lipstick on a Dick Cheney, it is still a fascist neocon."- Vivek is going all out tonight.

😳😳😳

#GOPDebate

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@ChrisMurphyCT if you say this publicly I'll give you a Scooby Snack i prommy 💚