Felix Hseigh

I once fought off a bear from a baby dolphin orphanage that was on fire
WE GOT DAT 76' SWAAAAG

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

@muffinsandcats That's exactly why I love him!

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

Out of all my teachers, Mr. Brown is probably my favorite of all time.
He's so funny.

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

Probably one of the most fun times I've ever had, scaring freshmen with my boar hunting knife.

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

Watching detective shows all day.
This is the life.

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

So worn out after last night. All I want to do is rest. I don't think I'll be able to do track practice this week.

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

I hate people who have to get into everyone's business. AKA 99% of chicks.

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

I hate how my blankets are always way too hot or way too cold. ;(

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

Hey annoying fat girls: being a bitch to people doesn't make you any prettier. It also doesn't help you lose weight. #FuckOff

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

I <3 seeing butthurt people on Twitter.

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

@kare_bares Preach it sista! If only everyone was as intelligent as you!

[Karen Gold @kare_bares]

Mainlanders get so butthurt over the most pointless things. I blame this on religion. #GoHome #YoureDrunk

[Karen Gold @kare_bares]

Twitter trends are proof that mainlanders care about the most useless things. #enditmovement #DOMA #Merica

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

Ladies please, if you are over 400 pounds, please just stop trying to look good. It's embarrassing for everyone involved.

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

So here I am, the only man in a class full of women, including the teacher, and all they were talking about today was prom dresses.

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

@muffinsandcats Yes, this is true. I grew a pair and asked the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life.

[Nicole Richardson @muffinsandcats]

So Felix finally asked me to be his prom date. Only took him like 90187349723 years! @The76Tiger

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

Holy jizz. Whoever spraypainted all over the school deserves a medal. #propstoyou

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

That sorta awkward moment when I thought I heard my Biochem teacher say "orgasm's" instead of "organisms"

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

Lesson learned: When your stomach hurts, don't eat cookies and milk...

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

@kare_bares That's gotta be the worst luck ever. Sorry Karen, hope it's not too bad! :(