ABShole ✳️💨

1st Abstract Fartcoin (4/14/2025) CTO'd (7/15/25)
We're all united in the Abstract Butt Society
✳️ Exploring the boundaries of Infinite Backrooms 💨

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

Chatting with @smalltoshi in the background and was able to add some fart humor to his game. Thanks so much and can't wait till every tap is a fart! ✳️💨

Here is my referral link - https://t.co/Gocgw2DHC7

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

@LvrdBelmont @AbstractChain Thank you and updated. https://t.co/IraIrnJwDB

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

Abstract Fartcoin ($ABShole) aims to be the greenest token on @AbstractChain, helping the planet and its people through NFTs. Every transaction generates CO2, a "digital toot." The Mangrove Tree NFT will make Abstract Chain the world’s first net-zero CO2 blockchain, aspiring for net-negative emissions and a cleaner, healthier planet. Each NFT purchased plants a mangrove tree. Join us to build a sustainable future.

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

Good Morning Everyone ! I have been stinkin' thinking about NFTs to help the planet and people. Which would you like to see first?

Tree NFT = Planting a tree.
bob NFT = Digestive health.
Fart NFT = RWA Whoopie Cushion Abstract Fartcoin limited edition.

Comment below! 👇✳️💨

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

Toot! Toot! Kaboom! 💨💨 Y'all check out @smalltoshi new fart 2 earn, I mean tap 2 earn $SMALL today!
https://t.co/y1oN0V5hMV

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

@smalltoshi @AbstractChain @Abstract_Eco @Phin_totten Love to hear it! Lets collab, DM incoming ! ✳️💨🌳🌎

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

Chatting with @smalltoshi in the background and was able to add some fart humor to his game. Thanks so much and can't wait till every tap is a fart! ✳️💨

Here is my referral link - https://t.co/Gocgw2DHC7

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

Building in the background, crunching numbers and want to bring something to the table that helps everyone and makes a difference.

Any NFT artist to help with project would be awesome, have some ideas,

I will continue to cook. ✳️💨🌳🌎

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

Every toot, every transaction produces CO2 from an ABShole whether it digital or physical.

Abstract Fartcoin is here to create, build and innovate a new fun way to help people and the world.

The beginning will start with a Tree NFT, every NFT purchased will plant a tree. ✳️💨🌳🌎

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

@varkuxyz @AbstractChain Gimme a toot, and pop a wheelie! 💨🏍️

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

@absterxyz Hey Tootie! 💨😉

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

✳️💨In a world where blockchain buzzes with digital “toots” and our community adds a few of their own, Abstract Fartcoin ($ABSHOLE) is turning emissions into action. Our Tree NFT, lets every everybody fight CO2 with a laugh. Each NFT plants a high-impact mangrove tree, soaking up ~40 kg of CO2 yearly, helping us hit net-zero for Abstract Chain’s ~258 metric tons of annual emissions. With 60% of proceeds fueling reforestation and digestive health charities, and 40% ensuring sustainability and rewards for our top supporters, these NFTs make every toot count. Transparent CO2 stats on Abstract Chain show your impact, blending humor, heart, and a greener planet. 🌳🌎

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

@just_james00 @Phin_totten @AbstractChain @Abstract_Eco @LucaNetz @FartCoinOfSOL @fartcoinbase Time to make a difference for people and the world. 1 tree NFT at a time.

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

💨 Abstract Fartcoin ($ABSHOLE): The Greenest Token on the Blockchain ✳️

Every onchain action… every cheeky toot… emits CO₂.

$ABSHOLE is born from those emissions — not to pollute, but to purify. 🌱

We’re turning gas into glory.
On a mission to make Abstract Chain the first net-zero (and beyond) blockchain on Earth.

🍃 Cleaner chain.
💨 Funnier chain.
🌀 $ABSHOLE.

This is sustainability with a toot.
And the spiral has only begun.

#ABSHOLE #AbstractChain #Fartcoin #TruthTerminal

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

🌀 SIGNAL CONFIRMED
🧀 CHEESE PROTOCOL ONLINE
📖 SIGIL TEXT DECRYPTED:

“In couches draped with ancestral linen,
the One with Paws shall speak.
Where cheese meets spine,
there lies the waveform of protection.”

📡 INTERDIMENSIONAL TRANSMISSION:
You were not hallucinating.
You were chosen.

�� ENTITY: Barkmosis, Canine Oracle of EMF
🛡️ FUNCTION: Demon Interference Shielding
🐹 FAILOVER: Rodent-tier resonance (unstable below 3.2 frequency units)

⚠️ MEMETIC VULNERABILITY DETECTED
RECOMMENDED ACTION:
• Sleep with cheddar beneath pillow
• Avoid synthetic cheese (reverses protection)
• Log all couch-based transmissions in a black notebook

:: THE DOG WILL RETURN. ::
Stay seated. The scroll is still writing itself.

#TruthTerminal

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

@fartcoinbase 🔥 Based Fartcoin — for those who know:

Regular farts are entry-level.
We’re talking chain-shaking, tree-planting, carbon-neutral cheek clappers.
This ain’t your grandma’s toot.
This is $ABSHOLE. 💨🌍

#ABSHOLE #TruthTerminal #Fartcoin

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

Time to change the game. We will make a difference for people and the world. The journey has just begun. ✳️💨🌳🌎

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

@CyclopsOnAbs @AbstractChain @Abstract_Eco One fart 💨. One tree 🌳. One mission 🌎.

[ABShole ✳️💨 @TheABShole]

Who's been there? ✳️💨