Alexander.

Stressed is just desserts backwards. Biomedical Scientist and coxswain 👨‍🔬 🚣‍♂️. #UTA 🔴⚪️ #coxinglife

[Sam Dean @SamJDean]

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34).

https://t.co/AUurSMufnE

[Alexander. @TheAWSmith]

@Se_Railway what’s happening with the delayed 18:25 from STP?

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

championship clubs in tottenham stadium next season:

[Broken Cricket Dreams Cricket Blog @cricket_broken]

Coach: “As a death bowler, you’ll need to have variety.”

The Variety:

[Alexander. @TheAWSmith]

Hi @Se_Railway I’m trying to sync my digital rail card to the app and buy a ticket. But it keeps wanting me to buy one through you. Can I sync the one I already have?

[Alexander. @TheAWSmith]

@HLTCO Sounds like Pardew with a slight cold

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

Boddingtons
Cream of Manchester
“By’eck, it’s gorgeous”!!!

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

If a Liverpool player doesn’t reenact Robbie Fowler’s celebration next time they score, then I don’t know what the point is anymore. #DavidCoote

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

me anticipating whether the next tweet I see will be related to the US election or Gary Barlow's massive son

[Thomas Weekes @T_J_Weekes]

New research from my team @TrussellUK shows that 9.3 million people are facing hunger and hardship across the UK. That's the highest level in the last 20 years and includes one in every five children.

https://t.co/mKIEATekBD

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

All Arsenal fans from now on

[Alexander. @TheAWSmith]

@bt_uk Hi are you able to provide an update please?

[Alexander. @TheAWSmith]

@bt_uk broadband has been down since yesterday and won’t be fixed until Wednesday???? That’s not good enough

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

England fans seeing Jimmy Anderson walk out for the final time

[Michael Cox @Zonal_Marking]

The best way of summarising Anderson's international longevity is that he played for England with a red stripe in his hair having copied Freddie Ljungberg - a man who hasn't had hair for the best part of two decades.
https://t.co/d2p73rFEDj

[Specsavers @Specsavers]

@Blue_Footy Free tomorrow?

[IBMS #AtTheHeartOfHealthcare @IBMScience]

Today is #BiomedicalScienceDay2024 so let’s celebrate the Biomedical Scientists, Clinical Scientists and laboratory staff #BehindEveryTest who work #AtTheHeartOfHealthcare analysing samples and keeping people safe and healthy!

[Alexander. @TheAWSmith]

@energizerapid @DrNeilStone https://t.co/Bnfo89UUNs

[Dean @Dr_DeanS]

Life really has a way of humbling you.

2 LPs done.
1st immediate clear CSF with the lab still having the audacity of reporting <1 rbc rather than 0

To be immediately followed by a second LP with a disgruntled microbiology tech calling me to say there was 13,000 RBCs