Carlos Smearson

Sorry, ya what??

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

@Treyarch I've moved from Xbox one to series X and seem to have 2 copies of Cold War? One ~80GB and the other ~130GB. Is the smaller one just the non enhanced version and am I free to delete it without effecting the other?
Thanks.

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

@KFCAustralia is it true that QLD has Hot n Spicy year round and if so, why is the rest of the nation deprived?

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

@australian You're a fucking national disgrace.
Have a shit Christmas you souless ghouls.
@DisneyStudios @DisneyLucasfilm @ThatKevinSmith #LastJedi

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

@immortalbulldog He's a person mate, grow up.
Should he not exist to suit your views?
If you're trying to be funny, try harder dumb shit.

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

@PaulaJoye They die from boredom?
Also why give up gluten unless you're part of the miniscule % that are intolerant to it?

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

@MeeLee @DanGinnane @TripleM_NRL But when the Cows and South couldn't defend their premierships it was "just too much to ask"

[Badfish 🍻 @Badfiche]

Someone get Seibold a lozenge!
No one cares mate...just do your job and stay out of Cronullas way.
@nrl #souths

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

@Foxtel The scripted staff are just as bad, it's not their fault, they're doing their job, but they're no help and push it back onto the customer

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

When did original Aussie TV comedy goto shit?
@getkrackinshow ? Get Fucked
We have great comedians though
Is it that the channels play safe?

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

Whoever takes care of the software on the @foxtel 3 boxes should be drawn and quartered.
Pathetic and lazy.
#anger #dontreplyyoudontcare

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

@TwitterAU any chance of giving us back the option of font size?
Looks shithouse, look at the reviews on Play Store, your users are speaking

[Badfish 🍻 @Badfiche]

You stay classy @nthqldcowboys!
Sending Morgan back on, clearly your season means more than your players mental health.
#NRLCowboysSharks

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

Kia Ora @NZWarriors you majestic bastards!
#NRLSouthsWarriors #beenonmadmondayallyear 🍻🍻🍻🍻

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

@9_Moley @BuzzRothfield Those first try scorers never did eventuate Mole....just a Channel 9 stooge now?

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

@michaelsch1996 @BuzzRothfield It hurt mate, but who're you going to barrack for in September?
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[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

@SamsungAU Woeful response Jazz, it's launched in the US...
You're bordering on an ACCC breach.
Consumers could return for refund on these grounds

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

So @SamsungAU when will the Bixby button do anything for Aussies?
Follow up, who sells a device with a ksp missing for this long??

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

If you're a bloke watching #TheBatchelorAU go to a mirror, stare deeply at yourself and then do anything else with your life.
#stoptweeting!

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

The Asker may have dribbled some piss in his pantsuit through this show.
Magnificent bastards.
@theprofessorsys #mightymick @chrispage83 🍻

[Carlos Smearson @TheAasker]

@scottdools @Clearly_Unclear Don't tell us how to internet Nazi.