WinstonすごいAllen Jr.

HAHA you're actually reading this? You must be bored. Stay awesome. I know I will ;)
-絶対に素晴らしい

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Wife: I'm so pissed at you. You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

JD Vance:

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@NVIDIAGeForce @CyberpunkGame My heart would beat #BeyondFast if I won!

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Really, @Spotify? Since when?
https://t.co/cSI3DDGmkN

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@NathanFillion have you done any audiobook narrations? Looking for my next fix, uh, listen.

[Randy Skeete @RandySkeete]

You rest; let God worry 🙏
Happy Sabbath 🌺

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So I have to add exercising and being conscious to the list of things that can scare people into killing me. Cool. #ICantBreatheAGAIN

[CNN @CNN]

Minnesota police arrest CNN reporter and camera crew as they report from protests in Minneapolis https://t.co/oZdqBti776

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Hold on. Hold on. Wait a minute. The Fresh Prince said "Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass." He was in first class. Did the airline give this kid a mimosa? #Covid19usa thoughts

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@ORIGINPC People are ridiculous. Always wanting free stuff. Also, side note, I'd like to requisition a PC at a 100% discount rate.

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A beautiful woman I met at work said to me, "It was nice to meet you." Can you slow down please? I mean, damn. It's like your picking out preschools for our kids or something.

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I don't know how else to tell @Google that I do not care about Caroline Calloway. It just keeps showing up on my news feed no matter how many times I say I'm not interested. Hmm, I kinda wanna click the link to find why Google keeps recommending the story. Damn it Google.

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"Breaking promises is my favorite thing. I did this especially to hurt you."- No one ever, 2019

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Pretty sure I'm losing my mind. That's what I get for staying up past my bed time.

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My nails have been growing uninterrupted for two weeks now and I'm finding it hard not to bite them. Like, actually struggling not to. #GrossHabit #IKnow

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I played basketball just now. I'm feeling every single one of my 28 sedentary years in my knees.

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I think I messed up my hairline with a straight razor but it's cool. I live in Chattanooga and I can avoid the one other black person at work fairly easily. She hardly ever comes back to the lab anyway. #WhyDidIDoThis #BlackProblems #BlackSolutions

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I've decided to call @sailtheatlas by it's true name: #Atlas76. That is all. My 3 followers may now deliberate amongst themselves.

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@insomniacgames There are so many Speed references in Spider-Man. I LOVE IT. #Elevator #Bus #Train #KeanuParkerReeves

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https://t.co/RQLL4lZtrt

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@elNoriii I'm so sorry you had to go through that. No one deserves that.