Adam Forde

Sometime theatre director, sometime writer. Always Southampton FC fan. Surrey CCC fan. Renowned grump. Occasional lapses of language control. Sorry

[Adam Forde @TheAdamForde]

As a survivor of prostate cancer, I'm raising money for Prostate Cancer UK by riding the first stage of the 2020 Tour de France. I'd be unutterably grateful if you'd have a love a look at my page (see link) and maybe donate. Thanks.
https://t.co/GifdYKgbSE

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@Cobratate I'm a fairly normal bloke with no dietary issues and I ask for oat milk in my coffee because it tastes nice, you mindless, misogynistic prick.

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It hasn't taken long for the new Everton stadium to recreate the atmosphere at Goodison. Long period of silence, goal, big roar, two minutes of singing followed by silence again.
#EVEBRI

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@BBCSport @BBCMOTD @bbc5live it's not clever play, it's cheating. On his way down before any contact. Justice done . Same old Citeh, always cheating!

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@BBCSport it's not game management, it's cheating. #LIVNEW

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@BBCSport Stand by for the next 20 minutes of Newcastle players faking injuries.

[Adam Forde @TheAdamForde]

@DedWhaleson @RealMatK @campbellclaret More people have been killed or injured in Germany by terrorism committed by right wing Germans who worship Hitler. Same as in the US. And the AfD, which Vance spoke to the other day instead of the Chancellor is the party that most neo Nazis vote for.

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@endlibtyranny @NormanBrennan Sorry, but which of the two tiers of policing was it that managed to nick all three of these people within an hour of this happening. And instead of giggling and cheering them on, this person could have used his phone to call the police and help.

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@thejackhopkins M

[Adam Forde @TheAdamForde]

@DeborahMeaden @MailOnline @nationaltrust Vegans are still excluded from 50% of the menu. Meat eaters, however, can choose from all of it. As one of the latter, I frequently choose vegetarian or vegan options on menus. It's still food for God's sake, and very tasty.

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@Last_CJS @TheBarmyArmy Aww shucks. You daft bugger. For me it was John Edrich.

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What is it with @SkySports interviewing people while walking? It's not the bloody West Wing. Stop it.

[Adam Forde @TheAdamForde]

@Joey7Barton There's the abuse one gets after a cock it up and, as you say, that's football (and other walks of life). But when the abuse includes negative references to the colour of one's skin, it's racist. Not too difficult to understand the difference... unless one's a racist, of course.

[Adam Forde @TheAdamForde]

I wonder if Harry Kane could ever get through a game without diving? Rhetorical question... he can't.
#HarryKane
#ENGSUI
#cheat

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[Adam Forde @TheAdamForde]

@LanceForman So, taking out the 18 seats from Northern Ireland, you are predicting just 7 seats going to Greens, Plaid Cymru and Independents or fringe parties such as Alba or Galloway and Co. Unrealistic to say the least. Reform will get fewer than 5.

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@PlankPR @BridgetChristie @JimHowick @JeromeFlynn @omid9 Is Mr Crook still wearing his Detectorists hat?

[Adam Forde @TheAdamForde]

Just going to find a pot of paint and patch of all to cover so that I can watch it dry.
#englandfootball
#EURo2024

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@5liveSport @alibruceball @PatNevin Superb commentary from @alibruceball as always with the incomparable @PatNevin. Sadly Scotland were not quite good enough and too often made poor choices with the ball going forward. Reminiscent of Watford in the play-offs.

[Adam Forde @TheAdamForde]

By all accounts, Portugal is a lovely country full of lovely people. The country's football team, however, is utterly horrible. Always has been. Full of loathsome characters with all the dark arts at their fingertips.
#PorCze
#EURo2024

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I'm not bothered about England's football team, but I wonder if the squad announced today is the first one to have more Crystal Palace players in it than any other team. Or is it just that all the so-called big teams are full of foreign players?
#England #euros24 #CPFC