Addison Engle

The man, the legend, the Addison Engle

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

@elonmusk it must be exhausting being such a giant piss baby. You sit alone on your private jet scrolling through Twitter for 14 hours a day wondering why people don't like you

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

@KruggWulf @AurafrostX @SirSloppyJoe @CosmicWandere11 @DrDisrespect @Amouranth Right but halo isn't even on xbox's top 5 games played right now. And it's down 24% in the last 30 days on steam

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

@ImCodesMcgodes @ProFootballHOF @nflnetwork @Colts @Broncos

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

#Shutterpunk2077 here's V enjoying the #sights from the hands of the statue in Cherry Blossom Plaza. Don't ask how long it took me to find a way up here

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Woman Just Needs To Break Irresponsible Financial Habit Of Going Bankrupt, Living On Street https://t.co/8FuSpBYjF5

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

@realDonaldTrump This you?

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

The election results are starting to look really bad for Kanye West.

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

@baldursgate3 I can't wait to spend 3 hours downloading it since we couldn't preload it

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[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

@DerekGilstrap @Allegiant Where are you going?

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@SenTomCotton I loved your NYT article

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

I have acquired ninety nine hardships but a wench is not amongst them

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@katieguo @Ayo_Dom apple juice better average

orange juice has a higher ceiling

same thing with pancakes vs waffles imo

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

@sockman9 Im actually impressed you went this long

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

So we set up a speaker outside my store that's giving the announcement about our new hours and stuff. NOW it's starting to feel like a zombie movie, this voice echoing over an empty parking lot repeating the same useless message every 5 minutes

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

Happy Birthday to one of the fake Facebook accounts I made in 8th grade to help me in Facebook games.

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

@DerekGilstrap

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

People are getting desperate. I saw someone with Game of Thrones season 8 in their cart

[Addison Engle @TheAddisonEngle]

I honestly hope we go on lockdown for a couple of weeks. Would give ne time to film my Chris Farley Chip N Dale tribute, and i would have more time to work on my book.