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[Adebare @TheAdebare]

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[zaraa💏 @vvszee]

Do you guys actually literally sit on other peoples faces or it’s just a metaphor?😭

[Osasu Obayiuwana @osasuo]

Why is the @SECNigeria and @cenbank allowing @UBAGroup to do this? Have we forgotten what happened when gullible and financially illiterate people took bank loans to buy shares, years ago? They were ruined.

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

After recognizing Palestine as a state, the UK opened its embassy in London.

[Akpor Ikogho @legal_padi]

Whatever unemployment statistics issued by the NBS is incorrect.

See the horde of jobless Nigerian youth??

[CNN Communications @CNNPR]

Joint statement from CNN, MS NOW and POLITICO:

[Lawyer.exe | Trial by AI @litigationai]

Clients now show up to the initial consult with a ChatGPT summary of their own case, complete with a damages number and a theory of liability. Most of it is confidently, plausibly wrong, built on whatever generic fact pattern the prompt resembled instead of what actually happened to them.

The intake conversation used to start with "tell me what happened." Now half of it is spent explaining why the number the client is already attached to came from a model that had no idea what state they live in.

[Toby @TomolaGroup]

SEC equity-fund table, week ended 28 Aug 2026:

- Zedcrest Equity Fund 82.36%
- Halo 67.00%
- Zrosk Magna 64.73%

Zedcrest has held 1st for four months. July was 88.58%. The market cooled in August and it still led.

Launched Dec 2025. About N9.72bn in assets. 6,550 unitholders.

That return is 2026 performance, not a guarantee. It is still stocks. Money you need soon should not go there.

If you want NGX exposure without picking tickers, open @ZedcrestWealth and buy the Equity Fund. That is the product.

[Bloomberg @business]

Australian Retirement Trust, the nation’s second-biggest pension fund, has a small exposure to insolvent Sydney property developer Bathla https://t.co/5q4c0HsHzq

[Kanye’s Diary @kanyesdiary]

As a person who wants to go far in life, learn to be bored, silent, and private.

[Adebare @TheAdebare]

@OmolewaAbraham But men still kept concubines despite the legal monogamy.

Also, don't underestimate the impact of the Romans on Christianity.

[Adebare @TheAdebare]

This!

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

You can only talk about "cheating" because of the Christian worldview.

There's no other worldview that frowns against having multiple wives or girlfriends (concubines).

The Bible has incredible influence.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

You can only talk about "cheating" because of the Christian worldview.

There's no other worldview that frowns against having multiple wives or girlfriends (concubines).

The Bible has incredible influence.

[Aderonke O,MSc, RN, CPHQ, CPPS, CPHIMS @ade_soughtout]

Late Night aspire to acquire…

A difficult manager can make a talented employee forget they were talented before they arrived.

Repeated exposure to poor leadership can distort self-perception.

Keep independent evidence of who you are.

[grovy @grovymango]

All these advances in technology but nobody wants to do anything about printers

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

They’ll kill me for saying this but if you’re good enough at your job you can roll in a few minutes late with an iced coffee on a regular basis and no one says shit about it

[Dara @dara_venture]

Your identity shouldn't be fixated on trying to sound smart

[Dara @dara_venture]

my kids get an AI education.

"take a picture and check NOW"

After a trip to Thailand, my kids could tell you 15 types of beach crab, how fast they run, how long they live, they could tell you about 40 different types of tree...what leaves they have, what fruit they produce, they could tell you what symptoms they experience if not feeling well and what to tell the pharmacist and it gives them confidence to relay a message

This is no fucking joke

they want to self educate

"Take a picture and check now" is the greatest sentence I hear and it's all voluntary